Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Little Larry


Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...

5 comments:

BamaTrav said...

Yes, when women are young, they are legs, tits and ass, when they are old *choke* say, over 40, they are chest, rump and legs.

the walking man said...

Stick a shipping label on her.

Scope said...

Gives new meaning to, "What can Brown do for you?"

Dr Zibbs said...

Awwww yeah!

Heff said...

Hey, at least Mr.UPS probably didn't get the chance to....."OVER-NIGHT" her !