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Barbie isn't a slut she simply spent her money on clothes. cars and condo's. We buy her boyfriends because she is insatiable and none of us non plastic men can measure up to a bunch of Ken's that are easier to store away for the future.
Considering her relationship with Ken lasted 43 years, I'm not sure she qualifies as slut...unless she was steppin out...But her latest man is an Aussie named "Blaine." Only time will tell if ol' Blainer is related to that other Aussie who's in the news these days...Barbie could turn up pregnant and missing a porcelain veneer. Just sayin'.
Barbie IS A SLUT, but who cares - Have you SEEN her figure ???With proportions like those, a snap of the finger will get you whatever you want.Just Ask Donna.
Oh, she is definitely a slut. Have you seen that trick pelvis of hers? And her legs can spin 360 degrees! Imagine the possibilities.
Far be it from me to be contradictory, but actually the logic is precisely backwards. Sluts WOULDN'T have to buy their friends, "friends" would be flocking to them. In fact, it would be far sluttier if her friends were buying HER.
This is very much NSFW, but just had to share it:http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/wheelchair_rebecca/
@The Dental Maven-hahHahaha! Oh that's the best, EVER!
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