Friday, July 23, 2010

Pillow Talk

Overheard in another stratosphere....

HUNNY: I'm going to be needing some nookie tonight baby, and since when do I have to schedule an "appointment"?

BUNNY: Oh just you wait for the honeymoon, Mister. Rules say that on your honeymoon you have to have nookie EVERY DAY, and at least 2 or 3 times a day.

HUNNY: No, the rule is....

BUNNY: OH NO, you don't get to make the rules.

HUNNY: Why is it that you tell me your rule, and when I try to tell you mine, you jump all over me and yell.

BUNNY: Because mine is a joke.

HUNNY: How do you know mine isn't?

BUNNY: Go ahead.

HUNNY: Rule says that before you are married every time you have sex, you place a penny in a jar. After you are married, you take a penny out of the jar. The rule says you will never be able to empty the jar.

BUNNY: Ha Ha....that better be a joke. Not funny....


I'm not saying that's the conversation that My Guy and I had this morning.

What would make you think that???

12 comments:

RW said...

I heard BP put a special device on the oil leak the other day. It's a complicated piece of equipment called a wedding ring valve. As soon as they slipped it on it stopped putting out...

Candy's daily Dandy said...

RW-Omg! That's funny! It's a joke right????

RW said...

Um...

B.E. Earl said...

I dunno about the pillow talk, but is that dude rockin' the mustache? Sweet!

Jim said...

I like the porno 'stache AND the way he's sound asleep and she's wide awake, not looking very content. Very allegorical.

Or are we reading too much into this . . . :-)

XO

Heff said...

Sadly, it's NOT a joke.



I miss buttsects, too.

wigsf said...

Are the rules backwards in Canada or something because I'm unmarried and not getting any.


And I've got the same 'stache as the guy in the photo. He's obviously getting something.

Joker_SATX said...

A married couple entered their honeymoon suite for the night. After some time breaking the ice, he turns to her, takes off his pants and throws them at her.

"Put these on!" He commanded.

She, thinking that this was a kinky side she had never seen in her mate before does as instructed but could not get the pants to stay up.

"They don't fit!" she stated.

"That's right." He continued, "Just you remember who wears the pants in this family."

A little upset by this she waited a while until an idea came to her. She immediately took off her panties and threw them at him.

"Put these on!" she commanded.

He, thinking he was going to get some wild monkey love did as he was told but could not get the panties past his ankles.

"I can't get into these!" he complained.

"That's right." she reciprocated. "And that's exactly how it will stay until your attitude about who wears the pants in the family changes!"

Thank you...Thank you...Please don't forget to tip your servants, they are working hard for you!

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

My ex and I had separate penny jars, and for some reason hers filled up faster than mine did.

Perhaps I've said too much.

SkylersDad said...

Unfortunately, it is not an urban legend...

Real Live Lesbian said...

I'm not sure what's better...the post or the comments!

Argentum Vulgaris said...

Nine months of engagement and ten years of marriage, I never emptied half the jar.

That's it, it's no joke, it's called life.

AV