Wednesday, April 14, 2010

No Wok Today

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work.
You try that.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
'I do what you say and I feel great!
I be at wok soon........You got nice house'.

13 comments:

The Dental Maven said...

I love chinese jokes. Good one, Candy.

Scope said...

No wok for me after today for the rest of the week. The scouting mission for the late summer invasion is landing! :-P

May have to try some of that advice to see if it makes me feel better.

But the airfare to China is way expensive.

Heff said...

Oh, that was just Wong. So Wong...

SkylersDad said...

I have always loved that joke, well done!

cfoxes said...

Crack me up!

LegalMist said...

hee hee....

RW said...

I thought it was going to be about a wok. Boy am I stupid!

Joker_SATX said...

ROTFLMAO! I am stealing this one...that was funny!

BeckEye said...

There's clearly a language barrier here. I thought there was going to be sex with a wok involved.

Joanie M said...

LOL!!! I didn't see that punchline coming (no pun intended)

Captain Dumbass said...

Ha!

Scott Oglesby said...

All kidding aside, sex with the bosses wife is quiet regenerative.

Furtheron said...

very funny

Word veri... love some of this is ... brapoism which sounds like something I might have been diagnosed with once... :-)