Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work.
You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
'I do what you say and I feel great!
I be at wok soon........You got nice house'.