Friday, April 2, 2010

Happy Easter...A Really Bad Poem


I wish for you joy and peace on Easter Sunday.
Enjoy, because soon enough it will be back to work on Monday.
Let's color eggs and stuff big baskets.
And could you tell me what the heck is "a tisket, a tasket"?

I hope your hunny gives you a chocolate bunny,
and inside stuffs some serious ca$h money.
Peeps are yummy, sticky and super fattening.
I hope the rise in sugar does not cause any "heart attack-ening".

Forget the calories, sugar, and fat
because Easter candy is where it's at.
Who care's if the kids get pissed when you eat thier stuff.
Screw em'! Those spoiled brats, they get enough.

In the end, let's be thankful to enjoy the day with family and friends handy.

To you and yours, a very Happy Easter from Candy's Daily Dandy.

12 comments:

Joanie M said...
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Joanie M said...

Haha!! You're right! That is a really bad poem, but your message comes across loud and clear!

Happy Easter, Candy!

RW said...

I'm an outcast on Easter... I am apparently the only person on Earth who doesn't like (can't stand actually) peeps.

Slyde said...

happy easter, schmoopie!

The Dental Maven said...

Back at ya, Candy!

Heff said...

Yes, Candy is where it's at, lol.

Kimberly said...

I give - what is a tisket & a tasket? And...Happy Easter!

Richard @ The Bewildered Brit said...

That's a really cute poem! Have a lovely Easter weekend!

Over in the UK, Easter Monday is also a holiday: I wish it were here, too!! :)

Cora said...

Happy Easter to you too! :-)

the walking man said...

Same back at ya Candace.

Joker_SATX said...

Happy Easter to you Candy...This coming from all the heartfelt souls here in Arkham.

Joker_SATX said...

Happy Easter from all the inmates here at Arkham.