Friday, October 16, 2009

Whoa! Caption That.



"No really, I'm a size 6."


Let's caption away at this one.

32 comments:

TROLL Y2K said...

"Chelsea was dead-set on using that coupon at the 5-7-9 shop."

Not my best work. Especially if 5-7-9 shops no longer exist.

Jim said...

She passed by me, like some ethereal vision . . . a sudden but welcome mist off the seaside marshes, that reminds you of warm summer sun and salt air, even when the last of those golden days has passed into cold gray autumn. I longed to speak to her, but my voice caught in my throat . . . was I even worthy of drawing her notice . . . her glance . . . her attentions, for even a brief moment? When I opened my eyes, her gaze met mine, and I froze, until her soft sonorous words broke the silence . . .

"Where the hell is this big 'ol CHEE-to dis-PLAY, do you know? I got me a coupon fer 3 bags fer 4 DALL-ers . . ."

XO

Furtheron said...

"Is this the lite one?"

B.E. Earl said...

"I wonder why my ass has moved up a foot and a half on my back...Hmm, oh look...Cheez Doodles!"

madtexter said...

Wow, denim IS slimming.

CLEAN UP!! Aisle 3!!

And that comment from "Jim" is crazy funny!!! HAAHAHAHAH!!!

wigsf said...

I'd hit that.

Scott Oglesby said...

Did you get that off of the ‘people of Wal-Mart site? I just found the thing and it’s as addictive as Awkward Family Photos. If not, go check them both out, you’ll laugh your ass off. -HA

Andy said...

Nice job using peopleofwalmart.com. Good times.

"The sad thing is, this is her front. You should see her from behind."

Waltsense.com said...

Help - My Muffintop just exploded!

Travel & Dive Girl said...

Suddenly, I feel VERY good about myself. Thanks Candy!

SkylersDad said...

(checking herself in the mirror before going to WalMart)

Oh yeah, I still got it goin on! Today is the day I catch me a man!

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

My babydaddy gonna need these special energy drinks for tonight. After all I'm wearing my clean daisy dukes!

Sassy Britches said...

Introducing...the denim diaper! With leakgaurd protection at the legs!

joe said...

From fairest creatures we desire increase,
That thereby beauty's rose might never die,
But as the riper should by time decease,
His tender heir might bear his memory:
But thou contracted to thine own bright eyes,
Feed'st thy light's flame with self-substantial fuel,
Making a famine where abundance lies,
Thy self thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel:
Thou that art now the world's fresh ornament,
And only herald to the gaudy spring,
Within thine own bud buriest thy content,
And tender churl mak'st waste in niggarding:
Pity the world, or else this glutton be,
To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee.

madtexter said...

I'm baaaack! Candy, you've totally ruined my attempts to stay focused today. I can't coming back to your blog to look at this pix.

I just don't understand how ANYONE could step outside their house looking like THAT! That hooka MUST be drunk!

She's bringing down the curve for ENTIRE country!

Meghan said...

Apparently the hotdogs out of the casing are half off.

Jimmy Bastard said...

"If it's good enough for Britney......"

wallycrawler said...

"Oh man she's hawt"! "I'd just wish she would'a bent down fer da diet soda & we'd all see heaven"!


Go to--->

http://www.tasteslikesnot.blogspot.com

Tasty has a good take on Wal*Mart.

BeckEye said...

Can I get a price check on this muffin top?

Grumpy, M.D. said...

"I was at Walmart, looking for Ipecac syrup, and explosively realized I didn't need to find it anymore."

Joanie M said...

Daisy showed up for her job interview for the plumber's job dressed in uniform, hoping to impress the boss.

the walking man said...

"man I'm glad my daughter and i wear the same size"

The Dental Maven said...

Does it play music if you put a quarter in that slot?

Elenka said...

Cleanup in aisle 9....

Elenka said...

oops, sorry madtexter...saw you said the same thing...

Bobby the Blue Baxojayz said...

I bet she has actual coins in her coin slot!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

"Be honest, does my butt make these pants look small?"

chop and go said...

meanwhile back at home, her eight year old daughter said, "dang, mom got a hold of my shorts again!"

the walking man said...

"What're you looking at?...if this was the beach I'd be wearing my thong!"

K9 said...

the final sign of the apocalypse.

Buzz Kill said...

"Do you need help carrying your bags Ms Minnelli?"

A little dated but you get the idea...

~E said...

Oh God! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! How could you do this to me Candy? What did I ever do to you?!?!?!