Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Breaking Hot Hollywood News

Mindless fodder for a Tuesday.

Justin Timberlake and Rihanna??? What's up with that? Sounds like a disaster about to strike. Mr. Timberlake dumped smokin hot Jessica Biel and now it would seem he's hooking up where ever and whenever he wants. Who's next? Jessica Simpson? You know he's thinking, "I'd tap that."

Khloe Kardashian's multi-million dollar wedding (paid for and filmed by E and Ryan Seacrest productions) to a multi-millionaire basketball star who gave her a multi-carat diamond to seal the deal after their NOT multi-days of a whirlwind courtship. What's the Vegas over/under on that marriage lasting six months? The naysayers have their opinion.

John and Kate-just proves that some people just don't get it. But if you're John, you got all $250,000.00 of it from the bank. That is deadbeat debauchery at it's finest. I predict jail as the next of John's bachelor antics. That should keep his name in the headlines for a while.

Christy Brinkley and Peter Cook take their ugly divorce battle back to court. Ewww. I can completely sympathise with Christy here. It is absolutely mind-blowing to wake up one day and have the rug pulled out from under you. Realizing that the man you loved and trusted is nothing more than a pathological liar with a fervor for on-line porn is devastating. To make matters worse, all your business is out there in the tabloids for the world to see and read. Cook taped an interview with Barbara Walters to air on 20/20 Friday night. WHY?
Because he hopes "the world will see that I'm not the scumbag pervert that I've been painted to be."
Seems to me he's the only one holding a wet paintbrush.

Brangelina's twins come out of hiding. And this is news?? If I were them I would keep my kids out of the public eye till they were 21. I'm on the Brad and Angie side here. Protect the innocent and parade the other 10 kids around for the paparazzi.

Chris Evert and Greg Norman. Sadly, it didn't last. After 15 months of marriage the pair have called it quits. Seems they each left their spouses for each other in 2006, but couldn't make a go of it. The kids just weren't having ANY of it and they made their newlywed love nest a living hell. Such a shame. This could be proof that more than one large, over inflated ego can't survive under the same roof.

Heidi Klum and Seal welcome baby number 4, a girl! I've got nothing cynical to say here, no snide remark. I hope Heidi and Seal are the exception in Hollywood. Maybe they have it figured out. Kudos to them.

It all comes down to this:

Sometimes reading this crap makes you realize that truly, the grass may look greener on the other side of the fence, but that green grass you may covet, has been shit on too. And by much bigger dogs.


Scandalous Housewife said...

I heard the Rhianna/Justin hook up is nothing but lies, and Justin and Jessica have been seen holding hands. The only news that sent me reeling was Chrissy Evert and Greg Norman! I thought they had finally found love at last!! I don't want to believe it!

Scott Oglesby said...

Well, at least I now know where to come for my weekly gossip updates! We can’t get TMZ or any network news out here at all, so from now on I go to The Daily Show for my news and Candy for my celebrity gossip. There is something intoxicating about being able to delve into the lives of celebrities. Other than a natural craving for adoration, I could never stand being so much in the public eye. I’d take the money with both hands though!!

Elenka said...

ha ha good comment.
Jay Leno was saying the other night, that Heidi Klum was going to take Seal's last name.
Jay also said that Seal doesn't appear to have a last name, tho.
Should be interesting.....

SkylersDad said...

I would like to have the opportunity to see if I want to leave Jessica Beil, I'm just sayin...

Bill Stankus said...

Of all the celeb names you've mentioned ... I wonder how many actually finished high school.

BeckEye said...

Hmmm, maybe I'll have to blog about makeup today. ;)

You know, generally, I have no limits when it comes to the crap I write about, but I have imposed a ban on all that Jon and Kate nonsense. I will never EVER mention them on my blog. Unless they fight it out in Thunderdome. (If you're my Facebook friend - and sadly, I can't remember if you are or not - you will know that I am obsessed with Thunderdome right now. However, no one, including me, knows why.)

Cora said...

Shoot. I forgot what I was gonna say. Your blog just called me a "looker", Candy. I'm all flattered. Thank you. :-)

Soda and Candy said...

Jushanna (?) would make seriously genetically perfect babies though, gotta admit.

I also love Heidi and Seal, I think they're wonderful.

Anonymous said...

Hollywood is in a major burnout phase. We need some new stars to fawn over and rip apart!

Where are all the classic tragic hotmesses gone, like Anna Nicole Smith & ... oh, wait...she's dead.

We really do need a new bumper crop!

Joanie M said...

Thanks for the celebrity gossip update!

Did you know that John and Kate live near me? well, about 30 minutes form here anyway. well, at least one of them does now... who lives in the mansion they built?

my word verification: favert. favorite pervert?

Scope said...

Just-a-who? Rhia-whatsit? Jen and Kat?

I really try to avoid that stuff.

Except I used to have a couple Greg Norman shirts a few years back.

Knucklehead said...

Absolutely loved the last line of this. "and by bigger dogs."

Great job, Candy!

By the way, I got some brooms if you need them. Lots of sweeping going on lately.


The Dental Maven said...

Chris Evert? Now there's a certifiable arse when it comes to marriages. Great tennis player but big loser in relationships.