Since you loved last week's photo I thought this one would just make your day. Or make you hurl. Offensive, for sure, but have at it anyway; caption away.
Or maybe a little of both. I’ve been perusing that site for the last few days, and have thrown up in my mouth more times than I care to remember. I hope that your Grand-Opening is meeting and exceeding your highest expectations!!
Even Sumo training pants can be found at Wal-Mart. These spectacular pants (made in China for the Japanese market) come with a special gas release panel that allows no solid matter though...witness our customer as he strains some gas out for you.
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"Carl found that trying to air up his tire by mouth put an undue strain on things... so to speak."
Blowjobs at Walmart? ...are you sure honey?, after all... there's no such thing as a free lunch.
Aw Shit! I got a flat!
Or maybe a little of both. I’ve been perusing that site for the last few days, and have thrown up in my mouth more times than I care to remember. I hope that your Grand-Opening is meeting and exceeding your highest expectations!!
Two blow-outs, but only one tire.
XO
As evidenced by his patriotic magnet ribbon, Bob knew that his right to shit his pants was earned by soldiers lives.
"I'm gonna get that peanut I dropped if it's the last thing I do! PFFHHHFFTT!! Ooops! Hey,I wish this peanut were chocolate covered."
Any way you look at it, that ain't good.
From the latest Wal-Mart advertising circular:
Even Sumo training pants can be found at Wal-Mart. These spectacular pants (made in China for the Japanese market) come with a special gas release panel that allows no solid matter though...witness our customer as he strains some gas out for you.
You should see what's holding up the front end of the car...
"I swear I slipped and sat on something...I swear!"
Bend with the knees and you won't have to worry about heavy loads.
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