Friday, October 23, 2009

Caption Crap



"Oh Shit........"


Since you loved last week's photo I thought this one would just make your day. Or make you hurl. Offensive, for sure, but have at it anyway; caption away.

14 comments:

Cowguy said...

"Carl found that trying to air up his tire by mouth put an undue strain on things... so to speak."

Jimmy Bastard said...

Blowjobs at Walmart? ...are you sure honey?, after all... there's no such thing as a free lunch.

Joanie M said...

Aw Shit! I got a flat!

Sass said...

Aw, Flat!

I gotta shit!

Sorry, Joanie. Couldn't resist. ;)

Scott Oglesby said...

Or maybe a little of both. I’ve been perusing that site for the last few days, and have thrown up in my mouth more times than I care to remember. I hope that your Grand-Opening is meeting and exceeding your highest expectations!!

Jim said...

Two blow-outs, but only one tire.

XO

SkylersDad said...

As evidenced by his patriotic magnet ribbon, Bob knew that his right to shit his pants was earned by soldiers lives.

madtexter said...

"I'm gonna get that peanut I dropped if it's the last thing I do! PFFHHHFFTT!! Ooops! Hey,I wish this peanut were chocolate covered."

The Dental Maven said...

Any way you look at it, that ain't good.

the walking man said...

From the latest Wal-Mart advertising circular:

Even Sumo training pants can be found at Wal-Mart. These spectacular pants (made in China for the Japanese market) come with a special gas release panel that allows no solid matter though...witness our customer as he strains some gas out for you.

mike said...

You should see what's holding up the front end of the car...

~E said...

"I swear I slipped and sat on something...I swear!"

the walking man said...

Oh Shit! I forgot to drop 'em before I squatted at the Wal-Mart.

Meghan said...

Bend with the knees and you won't have to worry about heavy loads.