A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?”
She says, “Bernie, I want a divorce.”
He says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
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3 comments:
ROTFLMAO! This is Truth!
Every woman I know would take the Jaguar, sable coat, & diamond necklace, THEN ask for the divorce, but I'm not bitter, I swear, lol !!
Hahahaha!!
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