Tuesday, March 20, 2012

For Colby


A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?”

She says, “Bernie, I want a divorce.”

He says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”


birthdayjokes.com

4 comments:

Denis Verdecia said...

ROTFLMAO! This is Truth!

BamaTrav said...

No friggin shit. That bullshit is still costing me and I have been divorced for over three years with NO kids!!!

Heff said...

Every woman I know would take the Jaguar, sable coat, & diamond necklace, THEN ask for the divorce, but I'm not bitter, I swear, lol !!

sybil law said...

Hahahaha!!