Friday, September 24, 2010

I'm Going To Take A Nap

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.


At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???


Oh Lordy! Is there hope for us???

Have a great weekend Bloggers!

13 comments:

Jim said...

Lol . . . sad but true, sports fans.

XO

Joker_SATX said...

OK..that was pretty funny! Thank you for putting a smile on my face!

Heff said...

You take your nap.

I''ve got to go to the bathroom, and "Take A Glee". :)

sybil law said...

Hahaha!
Happy Weekend, Candy!

SkylersDad said...

That was just wonderful!

OFFICER DONNA said...

Aww, snap !

Heff LUVS meesin with you on hbag.

and your right - I'm NO Sasha Grey !

Kisses !

Heff said...

Oh shit....
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It's the "wife".......

the walking man said...

Damn i didn't realize i was already in my 70's!


Come Candace smoke on the porch with me. i posted the view this morning.

Scope said...

Hmmmm...

Doing a little math here.

Furtheron said...

very true... I hit the 48 mark in a few days :-)

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I feel like I'm getting taken to bed a lot. Chicks seem to have everything figured out, and I'm just along for the ride. Fun post.

Anonymous said...

I'll take 28 and 38 all day!

Hi-Larious!

Scott Oglesby said...

That last comment was me. Something weird happened.