Hey Bloggers! It's Friday at the Daily Dandy and you know I love nothing more than wrapping up a week with those cra-zee's from Walmart.
Listen, I am all for letting your "freak flag fly" if that's what floats your boat, but these beauties are more in the "what the hell were you thinking when you got dressed this morning" category.
"You know, I wear this just to run around town and do errands...."
If you're freaky and you can't help it, hey, we'll give you a free pass. But I can issue no free pass here. Access denied! Is that Leather and Lace or just plain Linda Lovelace? I can't quite be sure. I also can't quite be sure if even Heff would hit that....
Ok, now c'mon. It's one thing if you look like that, but another if you FLAUNT it. I want to know, is this about men that have, pardon the expression, "fattie fetishes"? And is Walmart where one would go to find such men?
I'll even give her the fact that she might even want to feel sexy sometimes and put on a little black halter. Heck we all do, but in the privacy of your own home or at least neighborhood, sister. Please.
And my most favorite Freak this Friday and interestingly enough, this was entitled "Candy Dandy". I will go on record here with a FIRM denial that this lady has NO affiliation with Candy's Daily Dandy:
Oh boy, where do I get started here??
Are you shi**ing me? Oh, Ummm, oooh.... WHY? That shit is preventable, really, and could cause serious retinal damage. Like-don't stare at it for too long-type of retinal damage. Oh boy!!
While I don't agree with what these lovelies are wearing, I will honor the fact that they live in the land of the free and it is their American born right to be freaky if they so choose.
God bless America and Walmart.
I love my mother for teaching me the difference between right and wrong.
9 comments:
They should call them the "Lovely Ladies of WalMart". Just to, ya know, make them feel better about themselves. But I'm guessing, from their skimpy attire, that they probably already think they look good.
@Earl-hahahahahaahha!!
TITTIES !!! I .....I forgot what I was going to say....
I like this series because it allows me to look at the 10 pounds I need to drop from my gut and realize that - though it still needs to come off - it could be a lot worse!
It's my weekly self-affirmation I guess.
Here's a helpful tip...If you can't immediately identify anterior from posterior? That person should not be showing flesh!!
Holy shiiiit....
That's just wrong - all of them - just wrong, wrong, WRONG!
(Note that none of them are anywhere near the mirrors)
Yes, each and every one of them held that outhit in their hands and thought, "This is how I wish to represent myself to the world today."
Terrifying.
How can they look in a mirror and say to themselves "Yeah baby, I'm still bringing it"!
Candace I wanted to come around sooner and offer you and the family congratulations on your wedding but not on this post. No Ma'am not on this post.
Why does this post look like most of the women in my 'hood hired a bus and went to Wal Mart all at once?
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