Welcome everyone to The Daily Dandy's Blogger Holiday Party!
Come on in, take off your shoes, have a drink (or two, or three, or...) and stay a while. Let's kick the Blogger holiday off right and party all weekend or at least until the cow's come home. (Jennifer and Sandi, do they ever actually leave home?)
Chat up your favorite blogger, or feel up your favorite blogger (Gwen and Zibsy, get a room! Hey!) Have some of the fabulous hors d'oeuvre's and please pour yourself a glass of holiday spirits. Let's celebrate the season Blogger style!
I put Scope in charge of the music (he had some beauties on his ipod) and WhiskeyMarie has catered a table full of fantastic, yummy holiday nosh! So let's get down and boogie while happily filling our tummies. But before we break bread, let's bow our heads in prayer as our blogger savior, McGone, leads us in the Christmas blessing and we give thanks for all our blogger good fortune throught the year.
The great thing about this virtual party is that it will be going on all weekend long! That's right, 24 hours a day my door is open for you to come and spread your holiday cheer with your fellow bloggers. Stop bye for as long as you like, hang out, then leave and come back later to see what the crazy kids are up to over here. EVERYONE in the bloggersphere is invited! Bring a blogger friend if you want and if you are here for the first time, welcome! and drop us a comment to introduce yourself. We are a pretty social bunch, I promise!
But don't get too drunk because at some point Poobomber is going give us a slide show of his most famous photoshop stuff, and stick around because Mjenks has agreed to the traditional reading of "The Night Before Christmas". You won't want to miss a second of the fun!
It's my way of saying thank you for reading my words and sharing in my blogger world every day! I love you guys!
If the food, music, and great conversation aren't enough for you, Miss Lydia will be doing tarot card readings to delight you and Falwless will be doing blogger caricatures with her Facebook Graffiti tool as your take home keepsake.
Consider the comment section of this post a virtual party chat room! But don't look for Jon, Mike or myself around 1pm Sunday. We'll be watching the Pat's game and be coming back after we WIN!!
And the lovely MeLO will be walking around holding the party mistletoe over some lucky bloggers heads!
So, from my house to yours, Welcome! and have a joyous holiday celebration!
66 comments:
Shit, I better take that tarot card reading class TODAY!
Ha ha ha!! Aww, I love it, Candy!
Just what I needed to put me in the mistletoe mood! :D You are too cute.
"McGone bless us every one!"
(walking in) Hey everyone, I'm here. How you doing? You..looking good...there you are..
Candy is welcoming a new blogger to the party:
NEW BLOGGER:Candy, is that gorgeous hunk of man over there with all the gorgeous women around him the WORLD FAMOUS blogger Dr. Zibbs?
CANDY:Yes! Yes it is! Would you like me to introduce you to him? He's a great guy.
NEW BLOGGER:No! God no. I couldn't. I'm verrrry shy.
CANDY: Zibsy's a pussycat, once you get to know him.
NEW BLOGGER: You know what? Where's McGone? I think I'll confess all my sins so I can be pure when I present myself to Dr. Zibbs. Oh,is that McGone? I see his crown through the crowd over there.
CANDY: Yup, looks like his highness is over there. Will you excuse me? Some of my guests are getting a little rowdy.
CANDY: (yelling to Whiskey Marie and Gwen) Ladies, it's really not the best idea for both of you to be standing on my antique, glass coffee table doing your striptease....
Gwen leans over to Whiskeymarie and whipsers, "I TOLD YOU it was a bad idea! Help me down."
I hope you don't mind, I invited some friends.
wait. Did my invite get LOST? Was I supposed to bring the Vodka? sorry. I drank it all last night.
Here I am!
Lock up your daughters and bring out your guns!
(Or bring out your daughters and lock up your guns, if you prefer.)
I'm getting paid for the catering, right?
Maybe we'll just call it even for the whole "breaking the antique table" thing (even though it was totally Gwen's fault- I told her topless jumping jacks on a table was a bad idea, but did she listen? Noooo....).
Our McGone, which art in heaven, peace be to McGone.
Let's start the music with this little butt shaker Santa's
Claus Is Comin' in a Boogie Woogie Choo Train" by the Tractors
*trips over passed-out drunk bloggers in doorway*
McGonedamnit! Stubbed my toe!
Gwen invited me, Candy; I hope y'all enjoy the giant red velvet cake and tub of fried chicken I brought with me!
I'll just chill over here in the armchair with some alcoholic soda-pop until I'm smashed enough for the karaoke.
Ohhh Southern Belle Welcome!!! it's nice to meet you!! Isn't this fun!
Vodka Mom and Earl are over there in the corner doing shots (and I'm pretty sure she's schooling him, big time)
You can be next for karoke right after Slyde croons "New York, New York"!
It's so great! We can legally drink and then drive the net!
Well, I'm poppin' some more Christmas music back in the Jukebox.
Boogie Woogie Santa Claus - Brian Setzer.
another party slopmaster is not invited to because of my embarrasing blog. What if I promise to keep the inflatable doll at home?
I'm with slopmaster...I promise the herpes is on remission. Besides, what if I promise not to go #1 on your toilet...can I come then?
Hey, kids! I gotta get out of here and catch my flight to Chicago but you monkeys have fun! I can't believe I pulled an all-nighter over here. Ugh.
Don't forget - only YOU can prevent crotch fires.
Did somebody say, "Crotch Fires"?
Gwen - "Doc, I've got this burning sensation."
Doc - "Were in the hot tube after the Slopmaster?" :-)
Gwen will I see you again?
Slop and ~E- you sillies! Everyone is invited!!! It totally wouldn't be a party without either of you.
Sloppy, I glad to see you are back and bring your friend, Whatigotsofar. I like him and he's always winning your Seinfeld trivia. (my fave Seinfeld is "Assman".."Cosmo Kramer, proctologist)
~E, you bring Words. I like him too! He's quite witty and from LA. Maybe he knows someone who can get me a movie deal for my memior? Networking and shit!
Hang out cuz Scopemaster Melly Mell is spinnin' some mean tunes and Zibsy promised me that later her would give us all a tutorial on his famous, "Naked Grilling Techniques" wearing NOTHING but his Chef hat and apron. Can't miss that!
(another blogger whispering into Candy's ear) What's that? We ran out of wine... No worries, grab McGone. He'll do his "water into wine thing" and we'll be all set.
This ones for Gwen, she mentioned once that "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt was a fave.
And let me leave my cameraphone sitting on this table while I wander off for a second...
(Psssst - Dr. Zibb's. It worked once, I'm no Ashton Kutcher, but maybe we'll get lucky again. Some of these ladies have been hitting the blood of McGone hard.)
anyone seen my pants?
Hi hello haha naf! Glad you could make it. I'm so sorry about your pants... (nervously)I think the last time I saw them, Fancy Schmancy was wearing them on her head screaming, "I pants-ed the new guy"!
You know, kids these days.hehe
at least gwen didn't burn them. this time.
i'm gonna go grab some breakfast. i'll be back. anyone want anything?
becky
I'll take a tasty piece of coconut cake.
*wakes up from alcoholic coma*
Hey kids, what's for breakfast? Something fried I hope!
My introverted party stance:
I'm sitting in the corner talking to whoever the second biggest nerd is at the party.
We skipped the formalities and went right in to talking about gadgets, tornadoes, and how whoever the loudest person is should be cut off.
My word verification is PRIZE - no shit, what do I win?
Scope - wouldja settle for French toast?
Poobomber - yay nerds! can you advise me on which digital camera to buy? My dog ate the last one...
Poobomber, it was good talking to you. You're right, I'm so getting the BlackBerry Bold on Monday. F' the price, it's my b'day and I deserve it.
The news was talking "thunder sleet" and "thunder snow" yesterday, but your theory of the "Sno-nado" sounds awesome. Can we get Roger Corman to direct.
And since my word verification is broil, I think you get THIS!
(If that doesn't up my geek cred', I don't know what will.)
Oh, and we should be careful about cutting off that hot blonde tom-boy in FMN boots mom over there drinking wine from MelO's Bubba Keg. I hear she's SASS-y! ||_| !!
Sorry I'm late... Mapquest gave me crappy directions.
Ohhh PLEASE TELL ME we are using that to cook up something right now... do ya think it would work on bacon?
my word ver is Cothra, which sounds like one of Godzilla's enemies to me, perhaps some kind of giant mutant codfish / moth hybrid?
McGone, if we run out of food I have a couple of loaves & fishes I need you to take a look at...
; )
People!! Back away from the Bubba Keg!... ;)
And ooowwww... my head hurts :(
MelO - If you and Sass want to settle the Bubba Keg vs. Sassy Mug thing right, I'll get some bikinis for ya, a vat of Tapioca pudding and you can settle it like ladies.
The Pay-per-View rights should set us all up for life.
And that's just the money we'll make off Zibby!
"disses" is my word. This is getting weird!
BLUE CHRISTMAS - Someone's got to do. I'm taking this "blue." Yeah, SHOCKER!
So about now, Candy's "My Man" and his nephew strode in the room, and began offering spankings to all the bad girls. The lines were out the door.
And what is in it for the guys? A Candy Caning!
And the peasants rejoiced!
Scope: Blackberry? You sure you want to be accountable to everyone?
Melo: I've got my own 'BUBBA KEG' but it's black and steel and has no mention of inbreeding in its name, so you don't have to worry about me stealing it.
So who here is going to take their clothes off first? Please God don't let it be me again.
Poobomber - I thought you were the introverted nerd!
As long as you look like Wolverine Jackman I'm happy for you to be the first.
; )
Jesus, Candy spiked the punch with rufies!
I'm totally not gonna know what happens here when I try and remember on Monday.
Come to think of it, neither are any of you. Sweet.
Southernbelle: Sure, I'll be however you want me to be.
Yeah, I'm introverted but I always end up being the life of the party somehow. It's hard being an awesome nerd, you never know how to act.
Poo - OMG, I thought I was the only one.
I am an Awesome Nerd too, but I have the distinct advantage of being a Cute Girl Awesome Nerd (And the distinct pleasure of being married to a Cute Guy Awesome Nerd).
What happens at Candy's House stays at Candy's House. Agreed everyone?
; )
PS - I usually start by making a trayful of C*cksucking Cowboys - a shot with 2/3 butterscotch schnapps and 1/3 Baileys floating on top, and make everyone else as smashed as possible. As the soberest one you can also be the wittiest.
I agree.
[taking off my clothes]
So who's first at the meatspin?
Oh wait, that's not something I want to be involved in.
PS: You've just been meatspun.
*throws up a little*
Yeeeeaaaahhhh... clicking on that link was not a good idea.
This party is getting out of hand (in my imagination).
Candy is passed out on the floor. Melo is sitting in the corner protecting her mug, McGone is STILL getting his shoes off, Gwen is partying via Chicago, Whiskeymarie put dead animals in the food, Scope's drunk and trying to fight a painting, I'm breaking out the meatspin videos, and Belle is trying to get us all drunk.
Forget it, I need the alcohol to wash my retinas now.
: P
WHOOO HOOOO!! Sayyyy whattts fffat, I meeean, thhhat youu got theeere Peeeeebssss babbby! A meaaat spinnnner???
Heeeellll yeeeeahhh I likkkke myyyy meeeaaat DDDAARRK anddd sseasonnned!!!
Letts putt thhhat videeo uuup on tthe biggg scccreeeen. YEAHHH! THisa party fffuccckkkin Roccks!
ZZZZZZZZZ....passed out again....
So, nerd question: what d'you think the chances are of the Wolverine: Origins movie being any good? or at least not rubbish?
*sing-song voice*
Mornin' Miss Candy!
Looks like someone needs another Cow-booooy!
*hands Candy a shot*
*shaking my head* What the hell just happened??
Southern Belle, did I just black out??
What the???
Peebs- were you and Mjenks playing with the chemistry set again?? I told you that crap you guys made to spike the punch only works on horny hookers in Chinatown..
And I meant to leave
this in with my "Candy Caning" comment.
'Belle - I too am nervous for the "Wolverine" movie. Remember "Catwoman"?
Poo- I have to be that accountable, so I want to that accountable at 3G. (Plus, it should make mid-day stealth blog commenting a HELL of a lot easier.
Candy – Sorry I started us down that slippery slope. Need to sober up a bit this afternoon so that the drinking can gen going again later.
And sorry about starting the fight, but Zibbs said he was going to introduce me to some, "Babe, Ruth." And then that picture started givin' me the stank-eye.
And if your Pats don't destroy the Phoenix Cardinals. In New England. With the forecast of "Snow changing to an icy mix. Dense fog. Chilly." Then they don't deserve the playoffs. But they should DESTROY the Cards.
Oooo - I got "tingl"
Scope, I love me some Jackman, but X-Men 3 was dodgy as hell, so I'm hoping less characters = more plot this time. And I never saw Catwoman, but there were only 2 reasons to see that movie (coincidentally the same 2 reasons everyone saw Swordfish) and they hold no interest for me
; )
I can't think of one movie based on comic books that I liked (well, since Superman as a little kid.)
This newest Batman with Heath Ledger was the worst of them all, but everyone raves about it.
So me commenting on Wolverine is completely inappropriate.
My word verification: turfed
Which is what Candy appears to be.
Why is it Candy's blog has the best word verifications??
Sorry I'm late everyone. I was out skiing and freezing my nuts off. Quick, someone pass me some strong liquor and a blowtorch and I'll do something inappropriate.
After I left that last comment, my next word verification was "player" (no joke). I think that's my cue to attach the mistletoe to my belt buckle.
*looks around*
Anyone still conscious?
k. up from my nap and ready to party some more. who stole my ketel one? and my shoes.
That mess on the bathroom floor wasn't me. The dog did it.
What dog, you say? Well, I guess you just plain caught me in a lie didn't you, smartypants.
Hey, it's Saturday night and the storms are rolling in:
"Baby It's Cold Outside" by Dean Martin.
(God, hope this works. In BooFoo Indiana, via BB)
Tonight I'm drinking Avocet or Advocat or some foofy Dutch drink that tastes like eggnog mixed with a creamsicle.
Yum.
Anyone want some?
My WV: perswadi
Why yes, I AM persuade-y!
WTF is going on with all these applicable word verifications at this blog?
*knock knock*
Why, hello, Candy. Nice place. I'm obnoxiously late. But you can call me Cora. I just got word from Poo that there was a party here. And it looks like I've been missing a faboo one! (Dammit). Poo broke out the meat spin vid AGAIN, I see. (AGAIN, Poo? Really?!). And it appears Some Guy is brandishing a blowtorch. Awesome!
Am I the only sober one? Mm-hmm. Well, excuse me while I break out my camera then.
Everyone say "CHEESE".
Aww, thank you. (hee hee hee). What? No, no, no, you won't regret it, (ha ha ha), trust me.
Scope, the music is fantastic! Can I request "Oi To The World"? Oh, and that nanny cam comment you left me: PRICELESS! :-)
Candy, I'm going to go mingle. You look lovely, by the way.
Oh, and people, and my word verification is "allatio". That's right. So, just form a nice, orderly, single file line, please. No pushing and shoving. Thanks.
Hello Cora! Nice to meet you! I have seen you commenting over at Zibsy's and Poo's (we have MUCH in common-you know the big D and all)
You look lovely too! So glad you could make it. The champagne is flowing and later on we will be doing jello shots from our belly buttons!!!
Yippe!
IRL - Too drunk to fish. Hope everyone out there is having a rock'n Saturday. And for Sunday? GO PATS!
I am at Gillette Stadium and it is worse than it looks. I am wearing FUR and freezing my arse off! But the game must go on! You guys hold down the fort till I get back ! Go PATS!
Shhhh everybody, Candy's coming home from the football game. Everyone hide and yell, "Surprise!" as she walks in.
She'll be so glad that we cleaned the place up before she got back. Okay, that we HIRED a Haz-Mat team to clean the place up. Same difference.
1-2-3
SURPRISE!!!!
SURPRISE!!!!
Great party!!! I left you something on my blog.....
(Waking groggly in a snow bank...)
Has anyone seen my keys?
Or my car?
Great party Cand's!
Okay, here are my keys.
[Pressing car alarm button lights flash and a horn chirps from a 30 foot drift.]
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