Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Last Minute Gift Ideas

Just IN CASE you were wondering what you were going to get me this year for Christmas, I have put together a little list to help you purchase that special something just for me!

1. World Peace. Yeahh. Wouldn't that be nice.

2. Diamonds. What was that old saying about them being a girl's best friend? I am certainly no exception. What's a little frosting between friends?

3. Cold hard. No, not what you were thinking. Get your mind out of the gutter. Sheesh! Nothing says I love you like a stack of Benjamin's!

4. Another Boston World Championship. Pats, Bruins, Celts...I'm not picky. Just greedy. heehee.


5. This would be the best of all! And if you could see to it, I would love you FOR-EVA!!! No biggie...Just a big bow STRATEGICALLY placed and tucked nicely in my be...I mean under my tree.


Merry Christmas everyone!

12 comments:

Poobomber said...

You sure have dirty thoughts about footballs eh? Heeeeee

Scope said...

May all your Christmas dreams come true.

LYDIA said...

I'm going to get you World Peace

Dr Zibbs said...

I'll go with the cash.

Scope said...

I'm visualizing whirled peas. Yeah that's me. Thinking green.

And it's not easy being green.

That damn expat said...

*poof* your first wish has been granted!

Enstrom's said...

Haha. I was looking at last minute gift idea posts and came across this one. Too funny!! We just posted some last minute kosher gift ideas in case the stores are all out of world peace. http://www.koshergiftgiving.com/read/last-minute-kosher-gifts

SouthernBelle said...

Who is that dude holding the football?

BeckEye said...

Okay, so I've got Tom Brady here, but hmm...I don't think I followed your directions properly. I shoved the bow down his throat and he looks a little blue now. Awww, he matches his jersey!

Andy said...

I wish my Pittsburgh Pirates would win... at all. Like, half their games.

I'll see if I can give you something cold and hard, though.

Merry Christmas :)

Felisa said...

My parents will disown me and my siblings will stop talking to me for saying this but yes, I'd like Tom Brady for Christmas too! :P

Chloie said...

Tom Brady sure's gorgeous!

Anyway, I gave you an award...