Friday, September 19, 2014

Dumb Blonde Friday

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. 

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. 

Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut're next!''

Happy Friday bloggers. Have a great weekend and please don't let the kids play with anything dangerous. 


the walking man said...

So what kind of handgun did she buy, I am taking Joann out to get hers next week. She's a brunette so I know I'd get popped first.

Anonymous said...

A long time ago a Blonde asked me, "Do you know where are these blonde jokes have come from?"

"Where?", I replied.

"From all the Brunettes and Redheads that can't get a date on a Friday or Saturday night."

True story and I ended up taking that particular blonde very seriously after that....