Monday, May 16, 2011

Who's The Dumb Blonde Here?

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


Jim said...

LOL . . . awesome.

While she was in the garage, she probably would have also seen a broom . . . the kind that she'd need, as a Sox fan, to sweep some of the over-paid waste out of Yankee Stadium :-)

Hey A-Roid, if you read this blog, I know a couple of 9-yr-olds in our local Little League who can show you how to stay down on those dribblers to 3rd, so you can get at least one out and a run doesn't score . . .


Anonymous said...

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

Heff said...

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday ?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

SkylersDad said...

That was classic!!

sybil law said...


Scope said...

See, the man should have offered to paint HER "front porch".

*Wink* *Wink* *Nudge* *Nudge*

Scott Oglesby said...

I actually tried to paint my mom’s car as a present to her when I was 8 or 9. It didn’t go over well.

You are hilarious!

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