Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Glee Goes To Prom


Oh, the excitement of Prom! After weeks of posturing for Prom King/Queen by members of the Glee club, the moment finally arrived. Figgins, in a meeting with Shue and Sue, revealed that Air Supply, the Prom entertainment, had cancelled, leaving Prom without any musical entertainment. He offered the Glee club the job with payment, to which Shue accepted. Shocker, I know.

Mercedes, dateless and depressed about it, aligned with Rachel to offer Sam the opportunity to not only escort both Mercedes and Rachel to the prom, but they pooled their money together so that no one would need to be financially stretched by costly attire and such. My question is was there enough left over for the booze? Rachel, while rehearsing Adele's, "Rolling In The Deep" gets a surprise visit from none other than Jeese St. James. He apologizes to Rachel for hurting her and she not only accepts, but invites him to join her and Sam and Mercedes to Prom. Sucker. I can't wait to see what the evil Jesse has up his red satin sleeve.

Blaine reveals to Kurt that he is less than excited about the prospect of going to Prom with Kurt since the last time he went with a boy to a dance, bullies beat them up. Kurt, child-like in his innocent excitement, urges Blane to face his demons and buck up. Kurt models his version of the Prom tuxedo, complete with a kilt. Quite edgy and fashionable if I do say so myself. Finn agrees when he exclaims, "Dude, that rocks! It's like gay Braveheart", but both Burt and Blaine are worried that the gay Braveheart look will only put them in danger.

Karofsky and Santanna, both Bully Whip protectors at school, escort Kurt to all his classes so that he will not be bullied by slushie tossing homo-phobes, but as Kurt opined to Karofsky, no one seems to care about Kurt's being gay anymore. Wasn't it Karofsky that Kurt was being bullied by? But Kurt gets the ultimate closure on the subject when a tearful Karofsky sincerely apologizes for torturing Kurt.

Meanwhile, Brittany is pondering the age old question of which came first, the chicken or the egg in cooking class, when Artie, determined to win her back, sings a Prom proposal of, "Isn't She Lovely" that was brilliant. Brittany declines and announces that she is going alone and will dance with everyone else's dates. Quite a coup! Artie, now resigned that he has "nothing to live for" decides that he will help Puck to spike the Prom punch. When Sue catches him, she takes him into her office and hilariously interrogates him with the threat of some seriously scary tooth pulling tools, but Artie won't give up Puck. Besides, the "spike" in the punch was only lemonade.

My download pick of the week, surprisingly, is Artie, Puck and Sam's rendition of "Friday" that turns an oh-so-bad song into something good. Leave it to Glee. Rachel, singing solo, "Jars Of Hearts" grabs the attention of Finn, who is NOT distracted by the beautiful Quinn, much to her amorous advances. He only has eyes for Rachel and proves it when Rachel and Jesse are too close for Finn's comfort dancing and he steps in and a shoving match between Finn and Jesse ensues on the dance floor. Where are the punches? I kept waiting and it never happened but resulted in Finn and Jesse being tossed from the Prom. This caused Quinn to slap Rachel across the face in anger. Now, I would have flattened Miss Cinderella right there in the girl's bathroom, but Rachel says "she appreciated the drama of it".

The Prom Queen and King are announced and looky here, it's Karofsky and Kurt! Shocker (not really, cuz Beckeye dropped that spoiler weeks ago). The announcement sends Kurt running and Blaine running after him. Kurt is in tears because all the hate he thought had subsided had now bubbled to the surface. He decides to face up and go accept his crown and Figgins announces the dance between the King and the Queen. (do you really think this would happen in reality?) Kurt whispers to Karofsky that this is his chance to come out, and Karofsky runs out, unable to do seal the deal. The ever adorable Blaine steps in and dances with Kurt to Mercedes and Santanna's rendition of "Dancing Queen".

With all the drama that is Prom, the one thing that is for sure is the bond that the Glee clubbers have with one another. With two episodes left, and one taking place in New York for the Finals, the story takes an interesting New Direction. Jesse St. James is back, but what trouble does he have up his sleeve for the New Directions? AND I don't like or trust him. But I'm so glad to see him back. It gives the Finn, Rachel and Jesse love triangle so much more cred.

It should be an exciting next two episodes.

10 comments:

BamaTrav said...

Damn, I hit that blount too hard, did that say "Glee goes to Porn!?!?!?!

BeckEye said...

Hey, I didn't drop the spoiler, I just repeated a spoiler that had already been leaked. Don't try to make me the bad guy, like I'm Jesse St. James or something.

Speaking of...OMG. Is it possible that J-Groff has gotten hotter since he's been away from my TV screen?? I didn't even care that he was wearing some kind of collar/scarf when he first showed up. And, to steal an old Paula Abdul-ism (said to another lustee of mine who also wore questionable neckwear), he sounded as good as he looked.

Heff said...

Very good, Candy. You got all of your facts straight EXCEPT....

They were posturing for Prom "Queen & Queen", right ?

Yeah......

BamaTrav said...

You know, after blunt comes bologna. You got any?

Heff said...

Dearest Trav,

My Bologna has a first name,
It's H-E-F-F-'S.
My bologna has a second name,
It's P-E-N-I-S.
Oh, Trav loves to eat it everyday,
And if you ask him why he'll say,
That BamaTravis has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Heft and Trav- Can we get you two a room?

Donna said...

Been and DONE.


We prefer a SUITE.....

Heff said...

Donna ??? Is there something you're NOT TELLING ME ???

BamaTrav said...

It took a lot of "teeth" pulling to get my attention, but once Heff got it, he failed!

madtexter (corey james) said...

I loved it when Kurt was named Queen of the Prom. Sure, it was a jab at him from his classmates because he's so openly gay. But I can also appreciate it from another angle, maybe his classmates voted for him out of respect for him being himself. I think the thought could have gone either way, but unfortunately the producers decided to make it a 'bullying' issue.