A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband,
"Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin."
The husband, being shocked, replied,
"How's this possible? You've been married three times before."
The wife responds,
"Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it.
My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
Joke courtesy of lotsof jokes.com