Friday, March 5, 2010

Friday Funny



A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband,
"Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin."

The husband, being shocked, replied,
"How's this possible? You've been married three times before."

The wife responds,
"Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it.
My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"



Joke courtesy of lotsof jokes.com

18 comments:

wigsf said...

hardy har har har

Realliveman said...

OMFG!! Funny!!!

Jim said...

Lol, very good . . . though I thought it was a Jewish joke, at first, since she said "please be gentile."

XO

the walking man said...

ha here's to stamp collectors and their diligent pursuit of their pass times.

Cora said...

Pfffft! Funny! But that picture freaks me out. *shudder*

Homemaker Man said...

Ha!

SkylersDad said...

Great old joke! And is that picture Gene Simmons brother?

Slyde said...

"mail it"?

i dont get it.....

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

giggle...

RW said...

As a member of the American Philatelic Society (not kidding) and a holder of investment-grade US stamps I would just like to say that I find this joke not only very funny but also very very accurate.

Practice makes perfect, you know.

Heff said...

GENE SIMMONS !

BeckEye said...
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BeckEye said...

This brings up a good point. I should join a stamp collector club. Screw the dating sites.

Furtheron said...

My Dad was a stamp collector - maybe that was why my parents marriage was so good! :-)

The Dental Maven said...

Good one. :)

Scope said...

Loved Jim's comment. Ah, the cursed typo! Sometimes they add so much.

madtexter ☺☺☺☺☺☺ (corey james) said...

Oooh! You naughty vixen! HA! I just love a great dirty joke. You can come sit next to me anytime!

BamaTrav said...

Looks live Mark "The Savage" George.