A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband,
"Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin."
The husband, being shocked, replied,
"How's this possible? You've been married three times before."
The wife responds,
"Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it.
My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
Joke courtesy of lotsof jokes.com
17 comments:
hardy har har har
OMFG!! Funny!!!
Lol, very good . . . though I thought it was a Jewish joke, at first, since she said "please be gentile."
XO
ha here's to stamp collectors and their diligent pursuit of their pass times.
Pfffft! Funny! But that picture freaks me out. *shudder*
Ha!
Great old joke! And is that picture Gene Simmons brother?
"mail it"?
i dont get it.....
giggle...
As a member of the American Philatelic Society (not kidding) and a holder of investment-grade US stamps I would just like to say that I find this joke not only very funny but also very very accurate.
Practice makes perfect, you know.
This brings up a good point. I should join a stamp collector club. Screw the dating sites.
My Dad was a stamp collector - maybe that was why my parents marriage was so good! :-)
Good one. :)
Loved Jim's comment. Ah, the cursed typo! Sometimes they add so much.
Oooh! You naughty vixen! HA! I just love a great dirty joke. You can come sit next to me anytime!
Looks live Mark "The Savage" George.
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