Friday, January 22, 2010

Friggin Friday

So two Friday's ago I was all thankful and shit. Things were good and I was feeeeelin good...
My how things change quick.

Today I feel like my little friend above.

A couple a bullets why:

  • A completely DISMAL sales week at the store. Freakin' dismal

  • I got a zit

  • I have been absolutely busting ass, working out and on a diet since Jan 4th...I gained two pounds.

  • A completely DISMAL sales week at the store.

  • My dog chewed my JIMMY CHOO stilettos. They can be salvaged, I think, but here's the kicker, it was my female dog. Does she not have the shoe DNA? Bitch.

  • I hate my hair.

  • A completely DISMAL sales week at the store.

  • My entire family had a fantastic, Chicken Cutlet Parmagiana and ziti dinner last night. What did I have, while I sat with them? Lean cuisine. AND...I prepeared the Italian feast for them.

  • I want to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes in one sitting. I won't, but that doesn't stop the cravings. The upside is 2 months clean and counting.

  • I have to work tomorrow. Per usual.

  • Did I mention that the sales at the store this week have been DISMAL???

Let's hope I can turn my frown upside down soon. Oh, I hope I didn't step on your Friday buzz. Have a great weekend bloggers and don't worry about me, I'll be fine.

It's nothing an entire bottle of wine and a big fat meal can't cure.



Anonymous said...

Well if it helps, MY hair looks like I'm the love child of a homeless guy and the seventies. Plus I have a stinky cold and have been up since 4am because lying down makes my nose plug up and then I might die. :)

Cranky. Happy weekend though. Let's hope it includes something tasty.

the walking man said...

Uhhh so uhhh should of had the chicken Candace. A diet is only as good as it makes you feel so yours sucks because you didn't feel good about two pounds.

Next week will be a better week at the store starting today.

Jim said...

There's no I in TEAM, the sun will come out tomorrow, and everything looks better after mac & cheese and red velvet cake.

Did any of that help?

The hell with it, then, I don't know . . .


RW said...

(does my magic spell hand thing)

There, it'll be better now!

Joanie M said...

So sorry you're having a shitty week.
Um... muscle weighs more than fat?

June said...

I'm so glad I don't own a scale!

My hair was cut thinner on one side than the other - and it's obvious. I am walking around looking lopsided but I am holding out for the vacation cut.

Skip a meal or do additional exercise in exchange for that bottle of wine - that's my plan for tonight!

Joker_SATX said...

I am in sales...and I can relate to the Dismalness you are going through.

Scott Oglesby said...

Sorry you had a rough week hun. It can only go up from here though. Just start off tomorrow morning being happy and positive and the day, weekend and new week will follow magnificently. I promise.

Soda and Candy said...

Eat the ziti next time.

Either that or make your family eat Lean Cuisines with you in solidarity.

Hope next week goes better : )

BeckEye said...

My hair is ridiculous. I've seen your hair and it's fabulous.

Cora said...

That two pounds is probably muscle. And that's a good thing! Don't trust the scale, it doesn't tell the whole story. Go by how your clothes are fitting.

As for hair talk - I look like Carrot Top's twin sister today. Feel better now? ;-)

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

Ok..congrats on the 2months...and there are days, for me, even 6 years later, I would still like to sit and smoke a whole pack.

I hate my hair...most of the time. I think maybe after 40, I'll find the 'right' style! Whatever, it's a dream...

Eat, and enjoy...zits happen...

Scope said...

I got a friend who you can blame for the miserable sale, Diana. She gets blamed for shit a lot.

Her last name? Economy. Yup, it's D.Ecomomy's fault!

Meghan said...

Awww honey, we all have those weeks. I hope that the sales improve and you enjoyed a glass of wine or three this weekend calories be damned. You're hot. Even your hair.

LegalMist said...

Hope you're feeling better by now. :)