Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Queen For A Day

Congratulations to RecoveringActor the 2009 CDD Comment Content Comedy Hall Of Fame Champion!!!

Grabbing the title in an all out LANDSLIDE, RecoveringActor is Queen of the Comment! (*loud cheers from the crowd*)

But before RecoveringActor takes her prize banner above to display proudly on her sidebar, (with a link to my site) and makes her acceptance speech in dramatic style in the comment section of this post, we have some business to tend to.

Lest we not forget about our runners up, who fought valiantly till the end, and endured, as Cora so eloquently put it, "an ass-whuppin", we present our runners up.

1st runner up: Beckeye -In an "always the bridesmaid..." finish, Beckeye comes up with her second 1st runner up tie in as many years in the competition. Of course, if Ms. RecoveringActor cannot perform her duties as champion for any reason, Beckeye will take over and resume the crown and championship.

2nd runner up: TIE between Scope and Son of a Thomas- although Scope really got the prize here with his comment; the lovely Cora. No one can really compete with that.

3rd runner up: Gwen- Always a threat in any comment comedy competition, Gwen illustrates daily that commenting for comedy is a true art form.

4th runner up: Three way TIE between Words, Words, Words, Doc and Words again!!- Hey, this is much better than last year when I believe Mr. Words recieved no votes for his nomination. (also, I'm still giggling over your comment on Cora's deadly flatulence post)

5th runner up: Three way TIE between Scope, Beckeye and Scope- somewhere in here is a joke about a three-way, even though it's really with two, and Scope is squared, or something like that.

6th runner up: Three way TIE with ~E, Moooooog35, and Pammy Girl-again with the three-way. I'm not judging because what you people choose to do in the privacy of your own homes is really none of my business.

A hearty big Congrats to RecoveringActor and to all the nominees!!!

Thank you to all who played and voted in the 2nd Annual Candy's Daily Dandy Comment Content Hall Of Fame, and now I turn the podium over to you, RecoveringActor.

You are The Queen Of The Comment 2009!!!!


madtexter (corey james) said...

I agree with your list. I've read many of these fab folks comments, and they certainly deserve to be on the list.

(Now, I'll have to up my game for the next awards!)


RecoveringActor said...

I'd like to thank...

my mom for always forcing me into awkward situations, for embarassing me all my life, and for being my sarcasm inspiration.

my alma mater for cultivating my comedy bone and turning me into a Funny Girl (cue the Barbara Streisband, please)

and finally, the blogosphere for giving me an outlet for my wit, awkward stories, and other things that let others laugh with me.

And remember... the next time you find yourself in a wedding... and someone is wearing a girdle and wants you to go with them to the bathroom... you hide when you think that person has to pee. or get rip roaring drunk so that they're afraid to let you near their crotch with snaps. i wish i had thought of getting wasted when i was 11...

Scott Oglesby said...

Well, congrats to RecoveringActor, I’m just sorry about the landslide. She must live in Malibu. That God damn soft California earth just keeps falling away. And congrats to all of the runners up as well. I’m just happy my girl at least got a three way out of it!

BeckEye said...

I can guarantee that Ms. RecoveringActor will not be able to perform her duties.

What? *ahem* Uh..hahahaha. I was totally kidding. That wasn't a threat. What lead pipe? Oh, *this* lead pipe? It's um, I just borrowed it from Tonya Harding and I'm taking it back to her now. I don't know what you're getting at.

Dr Zibbs said...

I need to get my funny comment vibe back.

Son of a Thomas said...

“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but BeyoncĂ© has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!”

Joanie M said...

Aw!!! I'm so proud of my little girl! She gets her funnies from me but her awful laugh from her father's side of the family.

Gwen said...

Congrats, RecoveringActor! Too bad you didn't realize that the prize is cleaning Candy's garage on New Year's Day. Wah-waaah. :( Too bad for you.

One Sassy Girl said...

Ooh! What an award! Wish I'd gotten here sooner to vote.

Scope said...

It was an honor just to be nominated.

Thanks Ms. Candy

Cora said...

Ass whuppin' is right.

Congrats to Recovering Actor!