Wednesday, November 25, 2009

How Pumpkin Pie Is Made

My sister sent me this and it just about made me fall off my chair in hysterics!

They say the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie is your teeth, although after seeing how it is REALLY made, I think I'll pass on the pumpkin pie, thanks.

I found this next funny little ditty on Funny Thanksgiving Jokes, and thought I would share with you the absolute best way to cook a turkey.

How To Cook A Turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out

From Candy's Daily Dandy to you and yours, my best wishes for a wonderful and happy Thanksgiving holiday!

I am so thankful for wonderful blogger friends like you!
See you on Friday!!


Cora said...


Okay, I admit it, now I wanna see how pecan pie is made.

Happy Thanksgiving, Candy!

Joker_SATX said...

ROTFLMAO! Happy Thanksgiving to you!

The Peach Tart said...

I'm thankful for you too. Hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving.

B.E. Earl said...

Gobble gobble hey!

Scott Oglesby said...

You’re right, that was hilarious. I’ve spent a few Thanksgivings in that state of semi-consciousness. Family will do that to you….when your family is Irish…

Happy Thanksgiving, hope you have a great one!

BeckEye said...

Happy Thanksgiving!

And I always knew my hatred of pumpkin pie was justified.

SkylersDad said...

Dang it! That was going to be my post tomorrow! Now I have to have the robots take it down...

Happy Thanksgiving Candy.

Pop and Ice said...

Ugh! Now I don't want to eat pumpkin pie ever! And I love it. You have ruined Thanksgiving for me. That is, if it could be ruined any further than it is at this moment.

Jimmy Bastard said...

Happy Thanksgiving, whatever it may mean.

the walking man said...

I loves me some pumpkin pie, especially some like the ones know, home made.