Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Working Girl

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

 The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!" 


MarkD60 said...

Why is the Bride smiling as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Hahahaha! 2 BJ's a year? That's a crime.

Furtheron said...

Haha!!! 2 BJs a year? Lucky man!! ;-)

the walking man said...

No fucking comment...I don't want any jealous retorts or shocked silences of disbelief.