Wednesday, January 30, 2013

I Was Just Thinking..

It would seem to me that as a society, we are all obsessed with the concept of an upgrade. Onto bigger and better things, so out with the old and in with the new. But is the new always the better option?

  • Technology says yes. Newer phones with the latest technology that are quicker, clearer and thinner than their older counterparts who just can't compete create a societal frenzy. If the lines of people camped outside the Apple store in all kinds of weather don't speak volumes about our voracity for upgraded technology, I don't know what does.  It's a techie's wet dream of being the first to own the newest in the industry. 
  • Jewelry. They say that diamonds are a girl's best friend, so who doesn't want a bigger, brighter version of our very good friend? On second thought, maybe not everyone needs bigger, but if offered the opportunity to own a more valuable gem or stone, you'd be hard pressed to find someone to say "no thanks".
The question still begs..Is it always better? Is an upgrade a better grade of life? 

  • Weary traveler's say yes. A first class seat airline seat is bigger, softer, roomier and comes with a better meal with a more attentive waitress than it's coach counterpart. Does that mean that there's also an upgrade of people in first class?
  • Academic papers that are "upgraded" may be the only exception to the question at hand. An upgrade on any academic work is always a good thing.
But when it comes to the people in our lives, the concept of an "upgrade" is fuzzy at best. Can one really "upgrade" the old ball and chain? Can you actually replace a person with a newer version of the same person? I guess you'd have to ask Hugh Hefner. It would seem that he has perfected the art of "upgrading" his women. It's a funny dinner party joke with your friends, to kid about "upgrading" your spouse, but in truth I would guess that most people would rather not. In fact, I think most people who tend to poke fun at the concept of replacing one person with another "newer" version know exactly what it means. 

It means they know for certain that for them, there is no better grade. 


Anonymous said...

Same with older women, out with the old, UPGRADE!!!

MarkD60 said...

It seems like the upgrades the past few years has made everything worse. A new app is great, but they can't stop messing with it till they ruin it.
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Heff said...

The ONLY thing I'm thinking of upgrading is my TOILET.

Scope said...

When I installed Wife 1.0 into my life, that was the last upgrade I needed.

Anonymous said...

There is truth here Candy! I just got confirmation from my kids that it seems that their mom (my ex) is not quite happy with her Upgrade.

R. Jacob said...

upgrades? it is all about speed I guess. I am seriously thinking of going back to a flip phone instead of a smart phone, next time around. Desktop computer, faster is always good. Women? older is better!