Monday, June 4, 2012

A Cowboy Tale



A Cowboy walks into a drugstore and asks the woman behind the counter if he can buy some condoms.
"Scuse me Ma'am, but I'd like to buy a box o' condoms please."

The woman retrieves a box from behind the counter, comes over to the register and rings in his purchase.
"That will be $13.75. Would you like a bag, sir?"

The cowboy replies, "Naw, but thank you. She ain't that ugly."


7 comments:

BamaTrav said...

If she ain't that ugly, raw dog her!

Heff said...

He don't need no stiiiinkiing bag, that's what REVERSE COWGIRL is for !

Denis Verdecia said...

ROTFLMAO!

the walking man said...

Take the bag dude, I am tired of finding your used condoms on the sewer in front of my house.

Scope said...

Niiiiice.

Dr Zibbs said...

Ha!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

'k, I admit it. I laughed. :)