She finally had the baby.
Well it's about time. I feel like this poor chick has been pregnant forever!!! What's hilarious is that even the celebrities have been worrying about poor Jessica and her baby. Two notables took to Twitter to voice their concerns this week.
- Chelsea Handler tweeted: “How has Jessica Simpson still not given birth to this baby? I'm getting frightened.” ...
- Has Jessica Simpson had that baby yet?! I'm getting anxious," ..Katy Perry.
Jessica Simpson just lost 10 pounds!
I predict the race will be on now, for the weight loss companies to $nag Jessica as their spokesperson, if she hasn't already signed with one. She may be more famous for her weight loss than anything else, which is sad, really, because I'm not quite sure why she's famous to begin with.
Wasn't she a singer?
Now she's a fashion brand mogul?
Who had a TV show and at one time wore Daisy Duke's on the big screen?
Then she was famous for bad mom jeans?
Then she was famous for being famously pregnant.
I don't envy this recent uphill battle she faces, you know, the one about losing the weight.
But I'm sure she'll do it in record time.
Celebrities, these days, seem to do things a lot quicker than us Average Joes.