Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Twitty Twitty Twat


Fool or genius? You be the judge.

Either way, Jose Canseco continues to make headlines. Former major leaguer and the man who blew the whistle on the steroid scandal that rocked Major League Baseball, Jose Canseco is back in the news.

This time it's for his Twitter prowess.

Canseco is gaining momentum in the Twitter-sphere for his ridiculous, over-the top and entertaining Twitter posts. Canseco boasts 468,000 followers and has said, "If I end it all, all you Twitter followers will be bored without me." Canseco, who was the 1988 American League MVP is causing quite a stir with his Twitter feed. Some posts have been highly publicized and embarrassing. This recent debacle with a Buzzfeed news reporter who disguised her identity and tried to meet Canseco for  a hook up, couldn't have been great for Canseco's PR. True to Canseco's form, he doesn't care.

"Everyone has embarrassing moments, " he said. "But I think once you put them out there it shows that you're human."

Canseco seems intent on making a comeback in more ways than one. On the ball field, he's just recently joined the Worcester Tornadoes and has started a write-in campaign on Twitter to get himself to play in this year's All Star game. Then there's the reality show route. Canseco had bombed famously on "Celebrity Apprentice" and "The Surreal Life" and his ex wife, Jessica Canseco is set to be in the VH1 reality show, "Hollywood Exes". Canseco, says for now he's focusing on his game. He knows this is his swan song. "No body's making a million dollars or getting rich off this. I do it because I enjoy playing."

OK dude, whatever.



6 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

His Twitter feed is a glorious train-wreck. I don't even follow it because the best/worst of his stuff gets re-tweeted anyway.

BamaTrav said...

What the fuck is Twitter?? Anyway, does that dumbass chick realize that Conseco's "unit" is now just a "twig and berries" after years of roid abuse? Not to mention that if she is worth her weight in sex, she will tear up what is left of his canned ham heart that is also shot because of his "roids."

Heff said...

I think he should have to write a 5 page essay about "What Baseball Means To Me" before he can be allowed to play again.

That should keep him off the field awhile....

sybil law said...

He's just a douche.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

You better believe I follow that idiot.

the walking man said...

Not to be redundant but what Bama and Heff said is sufficient.