Thursday, May 10, 2012

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."

The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"

"Whoa," replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"


Anonymous said...

Nothing like a clean pink puckered starfish. xo

Heff said...

It's a wonder I'M not blonde.

Furtheron said...

ha ha

SkylersDad said...

Oh that is great!

sybil law said...

Dude, that So would've been my response, too!

Anonymous said...

ADA is RELLY talking now.
And it's not just about " GLASS" and LA.
It's about NEWFOUNDLAND and MANN LANDS and how EDWARD MEESE is involved in EDOBU- EDOME-
And now TERRAFT has got a ANTSTOW in ANSTSSA.
Same with NDLECUM.
This is MOTT- PEZ?

the walking man said...

So will that remove the gray from my beard?

How come men are too afraid to come up with wife jokes? the closest we ever get is mother in law jokes and even then only when the old lady is miles away and all electronic equipment is switched off.

Cora said...