Wednesday, May 30, 2012

I'm NOT F*cking Matt Damon!

So all the buzz 'round he-ah in Beantown is about My Tommy in his acting debut in FunnyorDie.com video for Under Armor. As you may already know, My Tommy is the poster boy for the brand, and they take the advertising in an edgy direction, working with FunnyorDie.

Word has it My Tommy was wonderful, humble and easy to work with (most certainly easy on the eyes) but I'm not sure this is so FUNNY I want to DIE.

I mean really? Keep losing big games dude, and then distance yourself from us in this way. Yup, we'll just keep taking your hits but don't expect us to LOVE you like we used to. We are very loyal sports fans, but you know the old saying, "Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
It's OK Tommy, like I said, I'll still love you, but your balance is getting a little low in the savings account...

Fun Fact: The southern woman in the commercial, who scolds Matt Damon at the end, is none other than "Jackie" from the Real Housewives of South Boston fame. "I'm Jackie from Jackie's Packie. We sell ciggies and beer." Word has it she tried to convince My Tommy to star in the next installment of RHOSB.
Good luck with that one babe..




6 comments:

Denis Verdecia said...

Yup. I am with you on this one Candy. I was looking for the funny but simply couldn't find it.

sybil law said...

Yeah - not funny, but I've seen worse.

Scope said...

Someone should dance kick the writer.

Nicholas Temple said...

I'm not laughing.

the walking man said...

My son was at Fenway yesterday...I think he's going to become a Yankee's fan. Brady hasn't accomplished much since he left Michigan anyway so I can see why you're becoming disenchanted Candace.

Cora said...

"You look like a reader, maybe you need some help" was the only part that squeezed a chuckle out of me.

A mini chuckle though.