Thursday, May 17, 2012

Wash Your Mind Out With Soap



Let's shake things up around here, shall we? Today I'd like you to take a test to see if you have a dirty mind or a clean one. In the comments section, please type your answers to the questions and this afternoon I will give you the correct answers. 


I jacked this right off the Internet, so no cheating. 


Is it possible there is a dirty answer an a clean answer for each question? It's the clean answer that you will find to be more challenging. 
Good luck bloggers!






1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

2. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)

3. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

4. Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.

5. What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?

6. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?

7. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?

8. A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're bored and the best man gets it first.

9.  What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?






9 comments:

MarkD60 said...

1 legs 2 idk 3 firetruck 4 aunt 5 candy bar? 6 idk 7 bubble gum 8 wedding ring 9 idk... a life!

What does a man do standing, a woman do sitting, and a dog do on three legs?
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Shake hands!

Denis Verdecia said...

I can't answer these on this PG to R rated blog. Just mark me down as dirty...'nuff said.

Heff said...

Ooooh, goody ! Heff likey testis !

1. Teeth.
2. Balloons. (I keep mine in my front pocket.)
3. Frog-muck.
4. Punt.
5. Snickers bar.
6. Grit
7. Silly Putty.
8. Dyke.
9. His last name.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Mark- A LIFE!!! HAHAHAAH great one...but not the correct answer.

Joker-dirty is good...

Heff- balloons in your front pocket, teenaged girls??? Oh, nooo...

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Today's answers have been provided on the sidebar of the home page...

sybil law said...

I'm calling bullshit on number 6 - Grit, my ass!
Otherwise, I got about half.

Scope said...

I got all of them but "Grit". Does anybody read "Grit" any more?

the walking man said...

I jacked this right off the Internet, so no cheating. UH NO I HAVE NEVER JACKED OFF THE INTERNET...TO IT MAYBE BUT I MAKE NO ADMISSIONS.


Is it possible there is a dirty answer an a clean answer for each question? It's the clean answer that you will find to be more challenging. WTF I SHOWER!
Good luck bloggers!---Oh sorry I didn't realize the test hadn't started yet.


1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

Legs

2. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)

Money...especially paper money.

3. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

firetruck

4. Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.

Aunt

5. What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?

Snickers bar

6. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?

Guano

7. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?

Pink food but it takes a few hours to come out soft and stinky

8. A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're bored and the best man gets it first.

The symbolic ball and chain

9. What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A wallet of course

the walking man said...

Uhh even after thirty years the old lady still has her fathers name but my #9 is true in ALL cases and no i didn't look first at the answers.