Thursday, October 13, 2011

Little Heffy's Gotta Pee



During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:


"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom??


Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'


The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite, What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"


Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.''


"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table," the teacher said.


"And you, Little Heffy, can you show us your good manners?"


Little Heffy said:"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."


The teacher fainted!

14 comments:

MarkD60 said...

Ha ha!
Fanastic!

Heff said...

HOLY HBAG ARCHIVES !!!

You're SCARING ME !!!

Anonymous said...

Candy, thank you for remembering me and to Heff too. He's a good friend like that. He never misses an opportunity to introduce me to hot women like you. XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Love you Candy.

- BamaTrav

Anonymous said...

Candy,
Bama trav is a douche. Be ware.

Anonymous said...

Candy,
Heff should know douch bags, he's always trying to get in my ass.

-BamaTrav

Anonymous said...

Bama Trav is always looking for a piece of ass. Hot or not.

Kimberly said...

Wow...would you look at the mug on Little Heffy.

SkylersDad said...

Bravo! This was great.

sybil law said...

Sounds just LIKE a certain "little Heffy" we know! Hahaha

Heff said...

Please allow me to introduce you all to "BIG HEFFY", LMAO !!!

Joker_SATX said...

ROTFLMAO!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Oh I just couldn't resist. And that Little Heffy logo, I jacked from HBAG a long time ago for future use...I knew it would come in handy....

Scope said...

I wish I would have known that line back when I could have used it.

Furtheron said...

always love a Heff joke :-)