Thursday, September 29, 2011

Scenes From The Life Of A Sports Fan

EXT: Boston living room, in front of TV-Wednesday night, September 28, 2011


This entire exchange takes place via text message between FANNY and DANNY.


While watching RED SOX play in a do or die game, with the RED SOX leading the ORIOLES late in the seventh inning 3-2, the game goes into a rain delay.




7:42 PM EST


FANNY: We have the game on the TV and the iPad on his lap with the Yanks/Tampa game going. This sh*t is crazee..


DANNY: (Danny is in Las Vegas) I'm at work! Can you stand that?


FANNY: Nothing to report except the yanks are up 1-0 top of second. we are scoreless in the top of second.


DANNY: I have game cast but not same. Going to sports book at 5 to watch.


FANNY: I'll keep you posted until then.




8:08 PM EST


FANNY: Texiteriaiaaiaia just hit a grand slam! Yanks 5-0!!




8:25 PM EST


FANNY: Fu*k


DANNY: Yup


FANNY: OK yes


DANNY: I can barely breathe


FANNY: this is NOT fun


DANNY: same score with the yanks


FANNY: yup




9:16 PM EST


FANNY: that was magic


DANNY: What????


FANNY: Lester walks the first two batters of the inning and Scuataro made an unbelievable play for the double play




9:38 PM EST


FANNY: rain delay! do you believe this sh*t??? I can hardly stand that its the 7th. i may KILL myself if i have to wait.


DANNY: unbelievable really, it's like us jews. have to suffer for everything.


FANNY: on Roshoshanna(SP)to boot!




10:04 PM EST


DANNY: Ai did yanks win?


FANNY: Not yet. Yanks tampa 7-2 bottom of 8th


FANNY: Sorry 7-6 bottom of 8th Longoria hit 3 run HR


FANNY: 2outs tying run on base


DANNY:Omg please let the yankees gold on


DANNY: hold




10:47 PM EST


DANNY: Rays tied it up


FANNY:what??????

FANNY: ahhhhh! Noooooooo!

DANNY: nightmare

DANNY: they were one pitch away


FANNY: I'm suckaring someone


DANNY: I'm sick




11:03 PM EST RED SOX game has resumed play


DANNY: every pitch is like a pitchfork to my heart.


FANNY: that SUCKED




11:20 pm EST


FANNY: Papelbon.please be on tonite.


FANNY: Lord.


FANNY: I prominse ill never...


FANNY: if you just see to it...


DANNY: I can barely watch.


DANNY: is pap on?


DANNY: please jesus


12:00 AM EST


FANNY: oh God


FANNY: this is excurciating


DANNY: painful


DANNY: my stomach is in knots


FANNY:Oh please


FANNY: nice


DANNY:oh


FANNY: take us home now


DANNY:oh no


FANNY: JD drew SUCKS


DANNY: drama always


FANNY: all kkkkkkkk's now


FANNY: KKKKKKKKK


DANNY:I think the rays are in scoring position


DANNY: I can't breathe


FANNY: Dan, i can't do this. I'm DYING


DANNY: I could cry like a baby.


FANNY: OK, lets not die. Just finish the inning now.


DANNY: It's like I'm watching from outside my own body & mind





then Papelbon LOST the RED SOX game.


FANNY: this SUCKS


FANNY: over


FANNY: im sick and I wanna die and I'm going to bed


DANNY: now we need the yanks to win


FANNY: I'm out


FANNY:they don't deserve it


DANNY: collapse of a great team


FANNY: I HATE THEM


DANNY: the rays might as well win

5 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

I would hate to be a Boston fan today. I'm not sure I could get over the events of yesterday.

Joker_SATX said...

I purposely did not post about my Red Sox due to anger and frustration.

What was funny was that during the last part of the texting you listed there...I was busy pukin. And not due to major alcohol consumption mind you...

Red Sox do this to me every year. EVERY FREAKIN YEAR!

So....with that said, how's you today?

Scope said...

Candy, if you want to see some real tragedy, go here:

http://www.robotnine.com/2011/09/could-you-really-stay-mad-at-this-cute.html

the walking man said...

Hmmm hmmm hmmm dum de dumm dum dum de hummmmhmmmmm




oddly enough my word verification is biteit

MarkD60 said...

I like the Orioles, they have sucked for years....