EXT: Boston living room, in front of TV-Wednesday night, September 28, 2011
This entire exchange takes place via text message between FANNY and DANNY.
While watching RED SOX play in a do or die game, with the RED SOX leading the ORIOLES late in the seventh inning 3-2, the game goes into a rain delay.
7:42 PM EST
FANNY: We have the game on the TV and the iPad on his lap with the Yanks/Tampa game going. This sh*t is crazee..
DANNY: (Danny is in Las Vegas) I'm at work! Can you stand that?
FANNY: Nothing to report except the yanks are up 1-0 top of second. we are scoreless in the top of second.
DANNY: I have game cast but not same. Going to sports book at 5 to watch.
FANNY: I'll keep you posted until then.
8:08 PM EST
FANNY: Texiteriaiaaiaia just hit a grand slam! Yanks 5-0!!
8:25 PM EST
FANNY: OK yes
DANNY: I can barely breathe
FANNY: this is NOT fun
DANNY: same score with the yanks
9:16 PM EST
FANNY: that was magic
FANNY: Lester walks the first two batters of the inning and Scuataro made an unbelievable play for the double play
9:38 PM EST
FANNY: rain delay! do you believe this sh*t??? I can hardly stand that its the 7th. i may KILL myself if i have to wait.
DANNY: unbelievable really, it's like us jews. have to suffer for everything.
FANNY: on Roshoshanna(SP)to boot!
10:04 PM EST
DANNY: Ai did yanks win?
FANNY: Not yet. Yanks tampa 7-2 bottom of 8th
FANNY: Sorry 7-6 bottom of 8th Longoria hit 3 run HR
FANNY: 2outs tying run on base
DANNY:Omg please let the yankees gold on
10:47 PM EST
DANNY: Rays tied it up
FANNY: ahhhhh! Noooooooo!
DANNY: they were one pitch away
FANNY: I'm suckaring someone
DANNY: I'm sick
11:03 PM EST RED SOX game has resumed play
DANNY: every pitch is like a pitchfork to my heart.
FANNY: that SUCKED
11:20 pm EST
FANNY: Papelbon.please be on tonite.
FANNY: I prominse ill never...
FANNY: if you just see to it...
DANNY: I can barely watch.
DANNY: is pap on?
DANNY: please jesus
12:00 AM EST
FANNY: oh God
FANNY: this is excurciating
DANNY: my stomach is in knots
FANNY: take us home now
FANNY: JD drew SUCKS
DANNY: drama always
FANNY: all kkkkkkkk's now
DANNY:I think the rays are in scoring position
DANNY: I can't breathe
FANNY: Dan, i can't do this. I'm DYING
DANNY: I could cry like a baby.
FANNY: OK, lets not die. Just finish the inning now.
DANNY: It's like I'm watching from outside my own body & mind
then Papelbon LOST the RED SOX game.
FANNY: this SUCKS
FANNY: im sick and I wanna die and I'm going to bed
DANNY: now we need the yanks to win
FANNY: I'm out
FANNY:they don't deserve it
DANNY: collapse of a great team
FANNY: I HATE THEM
DANNY: the rays might as well win