Wednesday, September 14, 2011

A Curious Predicament

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."


Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO! Thanks for putting a smile on my face...

Dr Zibbs said...


And what was your lunch box? You didn't say what it was on my blog?

sybil law said...


Candy's daily Dandy said...

That picture is of My Tommy's EX Bridget Moynihan.

I suspect that Photoshop is responsible for the quote on her t-shirt.

Bridget don't roll like that.

BeckEye said...

An oldie but a goodie.

MarkD60 said...

What BeckEye said..

Scope said...

Mine make noise, and they smell. So I must be in the clear.

laughingwolf said...

hilarious! lol