Friday, September 2, 2011

Friday Funny



Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

10 comments:

Cora said...

Just tell me Uncle George is her BIL and not her brother.

B.E. Earl said...

Well it is farm country...

BamaTrav said...

You shore have a purdy mouth Candy.

Furtheron said...

I was same as Cora a little concerned exactly where this was going in terms of incest... :-)

Joker_SATX said...

ROTFLMAO! That's a good one!

sybil law said...

Hahahahahaha!

Heff said...

Uncle George. What a RICHARD !

Scope said...

Surprised Jeb, the farm hand wasn't helping.

MarkD60 said...

Your blogs title drew me here from Slydes blog.
Good joke!

SkylersDad said...

Damn kids, always ratting us out!