Thursday, September 1, 2011

I Was Just Thinking...

This guy is a pathetic figure.

Jennifer Lopez's estranged husband, Marc Anthony, felt the need to conduct a televised, prime time interview to explain that his marriage "just ran it's course", and that there was no infidelity.
I'm not sure I really believe him or I really care. It's a toss up. The guy is a serial adulterer. He left his pregnant wife for JLo and karma's a bitch. Also, rumors are swirling that he is having an affair with Jada Pinkett Smith. Another home wrecked by the king of salsa.

The guy's got some kahuna's, though, I'll give him that. JLo's publicity machine is cranking out the bad press for Marc Anthony daily so that she comes out of this smelling like a rose and keeps her crown as American Idol's princess. I guess a Nightline ABC News Interview to tell "his side of the story" is a good move. Score Marc Anthony 1 on his side.




I got an email from US Weekly today that read:

Exclusive: Watch Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries Make Out on Honeymoon


I ask you who's the bigger idiot? Them or me? For publicising their honeymoon or me for actually opening the email? Ugh,





I am guilty of being addicted to Gilt Groupe. Daily, I get an email update that informs me of some fabulous sale on some fabulous designer goods that I must look at and buy. Of course, everything is sold at 60-40% off retail prices, so do you blame me? I look at it this way, I could have much worse addictions. One's that could destroy my life with complications and serious illness.



So I like to look good? Is that such a crime?





Did I hear that Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney's ex-girlfriend is a new cast member of "Dancing With The Stars"? Now I see exactly why George dumped her like a hot potato. Fame seeker, much? George don't play that game. She totally just jumped shark....


Also in the cast: Chaz Bono. I may just have to tune in to check that hot mess out.


Rob Kardashian. Cuz there's not enough of them in the press to keep them relevant.


Nancy Grace: The shark's are circling....She's gonna jump!



Oh Lord.



It's a good thing I'm perfect.



8 comments:

Heff said...

I watched the Kim Kardashian/Ray J porn vid.

She's attractive and all, but a DEAD LAY.

I feel so foolish.

sybil law said...

Who in their right freaking mind would even WANT to have sex with Skeletor AKA Marc Anthony?! Ick.
Of course, JLO looks like an uppity bitch, anyway.
The only celebrity that comes out smelling like a rose in any of this shizz is George Clooney, as it should be. :)

BamaTrav said...

I watched myself jack off to Kim Kardashian/Ray J porn vid.

She's attractive and all, but a Dead lay.

I feel so foolish.

Heff said...

I watched BamaTrav watch himself jack off to Kim Kardashian/Ray J porn vid.

She's attractive and all, but a DEAD LAY.

I feel so Travish.

BamaTrav said...

I felt Heff watching me watch myself jack off to Kim Kardashian/Ray J porn vid.

She's attractive and all, but a DEAD lay.

I feel so faggish.

Heff said...

I felt MYSELF.

I feel so Heffish.

Scope said...

I have no idea who most of the people on "Dancing With The Stars" are. As long as Hines keeps up his winning ways, I don't care either.

Cora said...

Yeah, I think DWTS really stretches the word "stars" 'cuz most of the time I have no idea who these "stars" are.