Tuesday, April 26, 2011

A Modern Fairy Tale



From the ba doom boom files:



  • Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.


  • My Wife Says I Never Listen, Or Something Like That...


  • Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.


  • The rest cheat in Europe.


  • A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.


  • If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.



  • When I married MR. RIGHT, I didn't know his first name was ALWAYS!



    • Here's wishing the Royal couple the very best of luck!

    8 comments:

    Heff said...

    I find relationships work better without the legal manifesto.

    Plus, I like to keep 100% of my shit if things DO go wrong.

    I'm funny that way.

    Scott Oglesby said...

    I’m embarrassed to admit that I’m actually looking forward to this thing. If only so the incessant media coverage will finally end.

    You funny!

    sybil law said...

    Seriously - can they just get married, already?!

    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

    Yeah, and all these awful things are doubled when the guy's a prince. Good luck, lady!

    Candy's daily Dandy said...

    Heff-First! I miss you my friend...

    Scott-I know, right?

    Sybil-hahahaha! LOVE it!

    Candy's daily Dandy said...

    the good DR- oh yeah, he's a prince alright....

    Scope said...

    My wife's cooking is fit for a King.

    I will not finish that joke.

    the walking man said...

    I don't have a passport.