Evidently, thepeopleofwalmart.com have been having some contest comparing one freak to another with the winner moving on in a bizarre, freak show popularity contest. Let's choose our faves, shall we?
All I can say is WOW. You got the eye sanitizer handy? I guarantee You're gonna need it. 
Just taking Timmy out for a drag seems minor in comparison with Cookie here. Fashion violation aside, isn't she a little old to be wearing the Sesame Street collection?
I don't know what the hell that is hanging from the front of Number 1's blue shirt, but if it isn't a buckskin colored fanny pack then I don't wanna know. As for her counter part here, it certainly ain't easy, being that cheezey.
What the hell is THAT? A Big Foot Sighting??? Who knew that Sasquatch was a fricken slob too and the smart money is on that he smells like a prince. As for number 14, they say that side boob is sexy, but I think they lied.
And speaking of boobs, what the?? I've got nothing on this one except, really? As for Ms. Number 7 here, again, I don't want to know what that is. Make it go away.....
Oh Lordy! What would I do without those Walmart Crazees to amuse me on a lovely Friday morning? Makes me think that things can't be that bad now, can they?
Make sure you choose your favorite bloggers, and remember, freaks are people too.
Happy Friday!
7 comments:
That all just made me ill. I can't look again to choose!
Have a great weekend, Candy!
Back boobies? So funny. Maybe she just had a butt lift go wrong?
Some things you just can't UN-SEE!!!
I feel ill.
Candace if you changed your stock some and brought in all your product from China I bet you could steal some business from Wal-Mat.
These were some of the best ones ever! Now that I’m back in the states I get to see this stuff with my own two eyes and I got to tell ya…. I’m not lovin’ it.
I bet miss side-boob really thinks she is bring the sexy back also!
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