Friday, April 8, 2011

Creature Double Feature

Hey bloggers! It's freaky Friday and you know what that means! Time for our favorite Wally World Wackos!


Evidently, thepeopleofwalmart.com have been having some contest comparing one freak to another with the winner moving on in a bizarre, freak show popularity contest. Let's choose our faves, shall we?


All I can say is WOW. You got the eye sanitizer handy? I guarantee You're gonna need it. Just taking Timmy out for a drag seems minor in comparison with Cookie here. Fashion violation aside, isn't she a little old to be wearing the Sesame Street collection?

I don't know what the hell that is hanging from the front of Number 1's blue shirt, but if it isn't a buckskin colored fanny pack then I don't wanna know. As for her counter part here, it certainly ain't easy, being that cheezey.



What the hell is THAT? A Big Foot Sighting??? Who knew that Sasquatch was a fricken slob too and the smart money is on that he smells like a prince. As for number 14, they say that side boob is sexy, but I think they lied.



And speaking of boobs, what the?? I've got nothing on this one except, really? As for Ms. Number 7 here, again, I don't want to know what that is. Make it go away.....


Oh Lordy! What would I do without those Walmart Crazees to amuse me on a lovely Friday morning? Makes me think that things can't be that bad now, can they?


Make sure you choose your favorite bloggers, and remember, freaks are people too.


Happy Friday!



7 comments:

sybil law said...

That all just made me ill. I can't look again to choose!
Have a great weekend, Candy!

madtexter (corey james) said...

Back boobies? So funny. Maybe she just had a butt lift go wrong?

BamaTrav said...

Some things you just can't UN-SEE!!!

Scope said...

I feel ill.

the walking man said...

Candace if you changed your stock some and brought in all your product from China I bet you could steal some business from Wal-Mat.

Scott Oglesby said...

These were some of the best ones ever! Now that I’m back in the states I get to see this stuff with my own two eyes and I got to tell ya…. I’m not lovin’ it.

SkylersDad said...

I bet miss side-boob really thinks she is bring the sexy back also!