Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Now Ain't That Some Sh*t

0-4?? What's this sh*t? Should we hit the panic button?

Firmly sitting in last place in the AL East is not where the projected winner of the World Series should be. That visual this morning made me slightly sick. I read this quote today in the Boston Herald, "No team that started 0-4 has ever won a World Series." But we're not talking about any ordinary 0-4 team. This is the "fully loaded" 2011 Boston Red Sox, and everybody knows that when you count them out, they make you look silly.

Now that's a bold statement coming from a bold Sox fan, and after last night it's more than questionable.

But let's add a dash of reality and not get crazy here because our boys have yet to touch the green grass of their beloved Fenway this season. We've got some time, and looky here, we've got the home opener this Friday which begins a three day home stand with the Evil Empire. Nothing more rejuvenating than a series win over those Damn Yankees.

Then we host Tampa Bay, who last time I checked were dancing at the bottom of the standings with the Sox. So if we do a little simple math here, the Sox have seven games ahead; two more with Cleveland, three with New York and a couple with Tampa. If they take 5 out of the seven against those teams, (which is totally possible) my standing visual becomes much more palpable. Yes? And if they don't we best be hiding the cutlery, just saying.

"We need some kind of spark right now," said newly acquired free agent Carl Crawford after last night's game. A spark? After four games on a brandy new, high hopes season? I hate to break it to you pal but it looks like "we" need a fricken propane tank to light a fire under this team because nobody here likes loosing streaks.

And what if they get their baseball swagger on and win the next seven games? Then we would be in the same place. Yup, we would then be able to comfortably say, "Now ain't that some sh*t!" Here's to hoping for that.


Joker_SATX said...

My father, who is a tremendous Yankees fan, has been swatting me with so many lefts, I am beggin for a right!

Here is hoping my Sox get the hell out of this slump!

Scope said...

Now if only the Patriots would start 0-4...

B.E. Earl said...

Every team loses 4 in a row or more at some point in the season. No need to panic because it happened to be the first 4 games of the year. The Sawx will be just fine, unfortunately.

Jim said...

I can't believe the "Panic in Red Sox Nation?" articles and hysteria. It's April, people . . . the sweat doesn't even really start gushing out of Youk's helmet until late June, at the earliest.

Besides, it's not like we haven't had disappointing seasons in the past :-)


Jim said...

Btw, I LOVE that song that you're referencing . . .

Except when he kind of whines like a baby, at the end.


sybil law said...

Go, Reds! :)

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Joker: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! That was the BEST thing I have heard in a long time!! Love it.

Scope: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that was funny too. Not.

Earlsie: Bring it baby! We be lookin for you"s this weekend.

Jim: Riiight? Let's just chillax here.

Sybil: Aint nothin sexier than a girl rooting on her team. Whoo Hoo!

the walking man said...

Uhhh this is about baseball right?

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Well, it's now 0-6, but you knew that, right?

Still, with my Yankees coming in for the weekend, you have to think the Sox will win at least one. Especially since you'll be getting the dregs of our rotation. And if they can't get it going for the opening series at Fenway, you've got big problems.

Still, though, the Sox are loaded. If they start clicking, they're the team to beat.