From the ba doom boom files:
- Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- My Wife Says I Never Listen, Or Something Like That...
- Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
- The rest cheat in Europe.
- A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
- If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.
- When I married MR. RIGHT, I didn't know his first name was ALWAYS!
Here's wishing the Royal couple the very best of luck!