Friday, March 11, 2011

What An Ass

Hey Bloggers! It's Friday and you know what that means?

It's time for those Wal Mart Crazees to REAR their ugly heads. HA! That was a play on words because a quick check of the site reveals that these crazys have no CRACK in the facade of life.

They know that it pays to act like an ASS.

OK, so this guy is not showing his posterior, but he is displaying a keen fashion sense. I applaud him on the skirt with those FAB shoes. I think he's kinda cute.

This is just wrong on so many levels and you gotta love how she strategically has her t-shirt rolled over the top of her whimsical, red polka dot thong. Ah the mystery...

The fanny pack is aptly named here, as this is one FANNY that is surely packing.

Really? Put back the beef jerky and grab yourself a pair of pants that fit, dude. Cmon, this guy's suspenders could be sued for non support.

You know that dog is thinking, "Oh my God, get me outta here before I die of embarrassment."

Ummm...not quite sure what to say about this one. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Isn't this every one's attire whilst out running a few errands?

And my personal favorite:

The thing here is that the poor lady may or may not have known that someone was taking a picture. But no underwear? For real? I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and guess that her thong is lost somewhere in that great divide.

Happy weekend bloggers! Whatever you do, try not to go out and make an ASS of yourself. OK?


sybil law said...

No ass making, here! Well, just the regular, drunken kind.... maybe.
Have a great weekend, Candy!

Joker_SATX said...

I just doused my eyes with Eye Bleach! I have more for anyone here who needs it!

SkylersDad said...

Holy hell! These are like a train wreck, you can't look away!!

BeckEye said...

The next to the last one was me. I told you to stop following me around Walmartz, Candy.

Anonymous said...

Sheut, those are some prized ass ho's.

Tom said...

Thanks for helping me start my weekend by vomitting.

Cora said...

This is why I don't miss Wal-Mart.

Furtheron said...

Please I feel ill now

Anonymous said...

I swear, half those people MUST be on drugs. I can't even leave the house knowing one hair is out of place.

Are they smoking crack!?

the walking man said...

So many asses and so few Wal-Marts/

Joanie said...

Candy, you have clearly outdone yourself with this latest entry. Aw. hell, my computer monitor needed cleaning anyway (after the the ass hanging out of the suspender shot)