Thursday, March 17, 2011

Proud To Be Irish



Two Irish mothers, Kate and Lorna were talking about their sons.
Kate says, 'My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years.'

Lorna responds, 'Well, my Francis is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time.'

'My word,' says Kate, 'You must be so proud.'

'I am,' announces Lorna, 'And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party.'

6 comments:

sybil law said...

Hahahaha
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Candy!

SkylersDad said...

Bravo!!

Cora said...

Baahahaha!

Cora said...

No way! My wv captcha is: Corashur. Yep. I'm shur.

Joker_SATX said...

ROTFLMAO!

Dr Zibbs said...

haha!