Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Tremendous Tuesday

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house.

'Talking Dog for Sale'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young...I wanted to help the government so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."

"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."
"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy was amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."


Cora said...

Is that what they mean by "lie like a dog"?

The Dental Maven said...

That's freakin' GREAT!!!

Joker_SATX said...


sybil law said...

I'd still buy him. :)

SkylersDad said...

That's a classic!

Heff said...

Wow, I had no idea how that would end up, lol !

Scott Oglesby said...

I’d buy him and love him and hug him. Liars are at least entertaining. Plus, the dog can talk; he might be able to share the secret to licking his… nevermind.

the walking man said...

Seriously the top picture looks like my Chinese dollar store dog and the bottom one looks like my old Jack Russell on the day when we left the AC on frigid and left for about five hours.

Besides cats lie, dogs just stretch the truth some.