C'mon....Really?
Straight out of BradyBunchden land.
Boston Herald Inside Track Diva's are reporting today that My Tommy and Giselle's super spawn, 6 month old Benjamin (he's sooooo cuuuutee) is, get this,.... potty trained!
It seems that Gi told some Brazilian web site that after reading a potty training book she has already trained little Ben to do his duty in the potty.
*INSERT CANNED LAUGHTER SOUND EFFECT HERE*
Now, any mother worth her Mom Union card knows that this is probably the most preposterous thing we, as a Union, have ever heard. Forget about the cognitive challenges this poses for a six month old, but there is a minor detail here that needs clearing up: Shouldn't the child be able to WALK first??
I fully understand that Ben is the child of My Tommy, athlete extraordinaire, super QB and a handsomeasthedayislong guy and Giselle, known by her first name supermodel, but PUH-LEESE.....are we expected to believe this child is the second coming; the chosen one?
Someone call Guinness Book...
7 comments:
Whaaaaaaaa--? Six months old? That just does not compute.
In a related story, I saw him throwing tight spirals from his bouncy seat on SportsCenter. He got so excited that he spit up all over himself, like the eTrade baby.
XO
I think she meant "party trained". Her accent can be quite difficult to understand.
This news item needs to be flushed.
Nope...sorry...This Joker refuses to be fooled!
Someone needs to explain to them that 'nanny changing diaper' is not potty-trained.
If the NFL's golden boy and a supermodel can't make a superbaby, no one can.
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