Im F*cked!

"No more pencils

No more books

No more teacher's dirty looks

School's out forever
School's out for summer

School's out with fever

School's out completely"

From Alice Cooper's , "School's out for the Summer "

Today's the day! Yahoo, my kids will say.

Sleeping late and being lazy.

Oh my goodness! Let's drive mom crazy.

Mom, I ain't reading. Mom, I ain't writing.

Mom, in this summer break, I am delighting.

Would you look away from my mess on the floor?

I'm on vacation, and could you please shut my door?

The freedom is limitless, the possibilities, no end.

Mom, can you spare a few 20's to spend?

A job, this summer? Surely, you jest.

For it's your money spending, that I do the best.

Drive me here, then pick me up too.

And make it snappy, cuz I got things to do.

Yes, mom I'll read and write this summer, on that you can rely.

Texting meets all those requirements, so I'll keep a steady supply.

Can I go to the beach?

I'm going to the mall.

We are just at Dana's house.

Do I really have to call?

Golf is life, so get me to the course on time.

Drop me off here, mom really, I'm fine.

I'll spend the day getting my game on track,

then I'll call you when I'm done...(Now get off my back).

Empty coke cans litter the once clean family room.

Dirty dishes in the sink and the cups, they are strewn.

Filthy socks on the floor, next to towels still wet.

Yes, mom I'll pick it up, but I haven't just yet.

The mall, some cash, eighteen holes and a cart.

The fleecing of mom and her guy, we've got down to an art.

Enjoying the freedom, just being a kid.

How can we blame them? It's just what we did.

I don't begrudge them the freedom. I'm glad they, from school, have a break.

I'm just kind of worried about how much of them I can take.

"I want to be lazy" they exlaimed, citing the hard work in school which they said really sucked.

So you can see, like I said, Holy s*it, now I'm f*ucked!