Friday, February 1, 2013

Ode To My Birthday Boy


The Golden Years are here at last!

I cannot see.
I cannot pee.
I cannot chew.
I cannot screw.

My memory shrinks.
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell.
I look like hell.
Yeah, the Golden Years have come at last,
and the Golden Years can kiss my a*s!

Happy Birthday to My Guy!
And don't worry baby, I'm right there all Golden next to you...

6 comments:

Heff said...

Thoroughly depressing, lol.

Lucia said...

this great ode to Golden Years...

Lucia said...

ps Happy Birthday!

MarkD60 said...

I am beginning to formulate the opinion that you are a highly twisted individual.
I like that in a girl!
neythx 74

the walking man said...

And because I believe I have a few on you let me add that the shit doesn't get any better. But I hope your birthday was filled with the wonder of life and the humor of the golden dufus you live with.

Scope said...

I hope you gave your guy a HUGE SMILE for his birthday.

If you know what I mean.