The Golden Years are here at last!
I cannot see.
I cannot pee.
I cannot chew.
I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks.
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell.
I look like hell.
Yeah, the Golden Years have come at last,
and the Golden Years can kiss my a*s!
Happy Birthday to My Guy!
And don't worry baby, I'm right there all Golden next to you...
6 comments:
Thoroughly depressing, lol.
this great ode to Golden Years...
ps Happy Birthday!
I am beginning to formulate the opinion that you are a highly twisted individual.
I like that in a girl!
neythx 74
And because I believe I have a few on you let me add that the shit doesn't get any better. But I hope your birthday was filled with the wonder of life and the humor of the golden dufus you live with.
I hope you gave your guy a HUGE SMILE for his birthday.
If you know what I mean.
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