Monday, May 17, 2010

A Cheap Laugh



Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving.

They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........


"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."


"Is, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "


With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.


"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."


"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."


"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."


And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,


"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"


"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? "


"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree.

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees... a ham bush...."

5 comments:

The Dental Maven said...

"Ham bush"----good one! :)

Heff said...

oooooooh ! Thanks, lol !

East of Eton said...

that was funny, thanks for the laugh

SkylersDad said...

I feel dirty for laughing as long and hard as I did!!

the walking man said...

Whew I am glad to know that there are more ham bushes than poets at open mic's.