Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Courting Disaster



A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.


He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Luckily, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him.


He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.


He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts.


Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

Joke courtesy of The Joke Yard

11 comments:

wigsf said...

Why the hell do women make men wait like that? I once dated this woman who was always making me wait for dates. So I purposely showed up half an hour late for a date, I still had to wait on the couch talking to her mother for an hour and a half.

Dr Zibbs said...

Hmm. Never heard of that one.

Heff said...

The moral of this story is that Spot likes the smell of farts.

Slyde said...

thats awesome!

Scott Oglesby said...

That’s why I love my little dachshund so much; he’s the perfect scapegoat.

Jim said...

A dog passing gas, or even used as a foil for a human passing gas . . . funny.

A dog peeing on a brand new, not-yet ScotchGuarded sofa, marking it as "his" territory . . . not so much.

XO

The Dental Maven said...

That POOR DOG!!!!!!!!!

BeckEye said...

Hahaha...that's a good joke, but I want that book.

Argentum Vulgaris said...

ROFLMAO, that was unexpected, coffee everywhere.

AV

the walking man said...

ha ha ha ha I didn't think anyone knew that story of my first date?

Randy Otten said...

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