Wednesday, October 17, 2012

The Sole Of A Fairy Tale


There once was a man who made shoes. All of the ladies in the land loved the shoes that he designed and he was made a Prince.

The Prince's shoes were very special, and the ladies who wore them felt like a Princess. (that was after they went up a size and endured wearing them more than a few times) Because the shoes were so petite and so compact, the shoes were not comfortable at all. But the ladies didn't care. They had never seen such beauty and they had to have the shoes. The torture and pain that the Prince's shoes cost these fair ladies was but a small penance to pay for the magic that the shoes provided.

Not only were the shoes beautiful in every way, but they were branded with a red sole, the trademark of the the Prince and his Kingdom of quality. All the ladies coveted the red sole...but not all the ladies could pay the steep price for the red sole. If a lady was spotted wearing the red soled shoes, she was immediately thought to be an aristocrat.

The Prince's shoes were so sought after, that China began to knock off the red soles and sell their petty imposters in the village. But they couldn't fool the ladies that easily, for the devotees of the Prince could never mistake an imposter for a real shoe of the Prince.

One day the Prince came down to his Kingdom and provided his people with the pleasure of meeting him. He even signed a newly purchased pair of red soled shoes, and dedicated it to each lady. Even the commoners came out to meet the Prince and every woman in the land was found to be counting her shillings as so to come up close to meet the Prince and take home a piece of his Kingdom.


It was, for the ladies, their very own Cinderella moment, with their very own Prince. And every lady who left the Kingdom with their red soled shoes lived happily ever after. For that day.





7 comments:

BamaTrav said...

I'll read the bottom of your shoes when they are up on my sholders Candy. If your boobs don't get in the way.

BamaTrav said...

Shoulders.

Heff said...

I'll bet the Prince made bitchin' shoes to compensate for having a small penis.

BamaTrav said...

Heff - Or that fact that he went down the dirt road!

Nicholas Temple said...

A fairy tale is a fairy tale is a fairy tale...

Scope said...

I don't understand the shoe thing. At all. Or the purse thing.

Cora has a shoe thing, but it's Sketchers, so that's okay.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

I'll actually read the shoes for Bama when I'm videotaping it.