Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Redneck Medicine

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'



Slyde said...

very good :)

Heff said...

It removes chicken bones from dog's throats, too.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't have that kind of time nor man power.

B.E. Earl said...

Hey, it worked!

Scope said...

I heard this before, but it was residents of San Francisco, and they performed the move on each other, causing the woman to hurl.

But that would add a whole new level to 'Kin ya swallar?'

MarkD60 said...

Ha ha! Good one!

R. Jacob said...

I love how you think!