Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Witty Wednesday

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!
   

8 comments:

Heff said...

I tried that. Doesn't work. :(

BamaTrav said...

I may only have 6 inches but some chicks like it that wide. That whole girth thing I guess.

Denis Verdecia said...

ROTFLMAO! Thank you! I so needed this today.

sybil law said...

Hahahaha!

Cora said...

He deserved that.

Dr Zibbs said...

Haha Awwww yeah!

MarkD60 said...

har de har! I'll be telling that one!

the walking man said...

It's a miracle that it still grows.