Friday, February 17, 2012

Friday Freak-Fest

Hey bloggers! It's Friday and I'm in the mood for some Freaks!!

But before I commence with today's freak show, I have a small order of business.

I will be heading to the North of, um I mean Florida, for a week of fun in the sun. The Daily Dandy will be on hiatus from today, Friday, February 17th until Monday, February 27, 2012, when I will be returning to the bloggersphere.

Now onto today's edition of Friday Freaks! It's our old friends from Wally World and after surveying the photos I got to thinking that there was the distinct possibility that these people were actually TRYING to have their photo make the Peopleofwalmart website.

We'll start with them and you tell me what you think..

Do you think Earl really thinks he's looking hot or do you think Earl lost a bet down at the Knights of Columbus and he had to make good on it?? Whatever the reason, the tragedy here is not the fact that Earl is dressed like a woman. The tragedy here are those white, faux- leather, ruched, thigh high boots. Even a stripper would turn her nose up at those. Poor Earl.

Are they on a religious mission? Or is this a recruiting mission? And why stop in the parking lot of the local Wal Mart? Are they targeting a certain demographic?

You know she was just waiting for someone to ask her about her shirt. You can just tell. Look at the grand way she displays it for all the world to see. I bet her mama be so proud...Now I'm wondering which one she claims to be. Bad or good?

This one just cracked me up. I bet it's a big hit at all the kid's soccer and lacrosse games.

And speaking of way. There is just no way these guys wear thongs and like showing them off. No way. I think there was a casting call for the peopleofwalmart website and these two showed up and said they would play the gig. There is no other explanation! Unless you have a theory? I'd love to hear it.

That there is some fake-ass, finger tatoo's. How dumb does he think we are? Nobody is that dumb.

I don't think girlfriend here was trying to get her picture taken. I think girlfriend here was trying to get something else...

Pops is wearing his Old Lady's t-shirt. And I hear she's not to be messed with, either.

Now this is truly unfortunate. There comes a time in every woman's life, when she has to consider her attire to be somewhat age appropriate. White trash upbringing aside, if you're wearing a wig, an ill fitting tube top should not be one of your wardrobe choices. EVER.

And finally...I just couldn't resist. Hot dang! Pimp daddy and his main lady. They be trippin' together.

Have a great week bloggers!

Behave and try not to have your picture taken at the local WalMart.


B.E. Earl said...

Why ya gotta go and name that first cat Earl?

Anonymous said...

Shining examples of how humanity is too stupid to exist. *Insert the inevitable Heff comment of what he'd hit*

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Earlsie...My bad.Sorry dude, I meant no disrespect unless you own a pair of them boots.

Bama-I think this list has slim pickins...even for Heff.

Heff said...

Yes, I have to call "FOUL" on this bunch. Some of these are obviously RIGGED and sporting for the camera, and well, the man in the whore-boots just DOESN'T do it for me.


BeckEye said...

I'll bet $50 that #3's shirt reads, "But I take it up the ass" on the back.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Heffy- sorry babe! I'll do better next time.

Becks-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! whoo hoo I love it!!!!!

MarkD60 said...

There's another similar website about redneck repair jobs. It's called

How are you liking the new word verification? I'm not liking it too much!

Rick said...

You burned my eyes- you know that, don't you.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Mark- the new word veri???? Why??

Rick- don't worry honey, it gets easier!!!

Scope said...

I bet the guy selling T-Shirts name is "Jesus" that's why it says, "Jesus <3 U".

And great call, Beckeye.

SkylersDad said...

Am I the only one wondering what the hell the guy wearing the b' yatch shirt has on the back of his hat? Is it the aliens remote control? His garage door opener? What the hell...

Denis Verdecia said...

Where's the Eye Bleach! I need Eye Bleach Stat!