But before I commence with today's freak show, I have a small order of business.
I will be heading to the North of France...er, um I mean Florida, for a week of fun in the sun. The Daily Dandy will be on hiatus from today, Friday, February 17th until Monday, February 27, 2012, when I will be returning to the bloggersphere.
Now onto today's edition of Friday Freaks! It's our old friends from Wally World and after surveying the photos I got to thinking that there was the distinct possibility that these people were actually TRYING to have their photo make the Peopleofwalmart website.
We'll start with them and you tell me what you think..
Are they on a religious mission? Or is this a recruiting mission? And why stop in the parking lot of the local Wal Mart? Are they targeting a certain demographic?
Do you think Earl really thinks he's looking hot or do you think Earl lost a bet down at the Knights of Columbus and he had to make good on it?? Whatever the reason, the tragedy here is not the fact that Earl is dressed like a woman. The tragedy here are those white, faux- leather, ruched, thigh high boots. Even a stripper would turn her nose up at those. Poor Earl.
You know she was just waiting for someone to ask her about her shirt. You can just tell. Look at the grand way she displays it for all the world to see. I bet her mama be so proud...Now I'm wondering which one she claims to be. Bad or good?
This one just cracked me up. I bet it's a big hit at all the kid's soccer and lacrosse games.
And speaking of crack...no way. There is just no way these guys wear thongs and like showing them off. No way. I think there was a casting call for the peopleofwalmart website and these two showed up and said they would play the gig. There is no other explanation! Unless you have a theory? I'd love to hear it.