Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time, in a world not too long ago, a wife's job was to serve her man....
Oh, how the times have changed. The wives and mother's of today have redefined their roles and our fore-mothers fought valiantly for our equality.

Thank you, Gloria Steinem? The woman suffragettes?

These are so REDONK that I had to share them with you.



Ya, millions of housewives today are still taking pep vitamins to get through the day, "cuter". But they are no longer called "pep" vitamins, they are called "perks".




Hmmmm, "for sale by all Druggists".....That hasn't really changed much either.




Ok, so this one gets me crazy. Notice it's a woman's hand with the beer opener? Is she drinking the beer herself? I think not. Again, I'm thinking all the beer cans will open this easy so that a woman can serve her man and his obnoxious buddies....





Are you f-ing kidding me?



See? Our mothers did it and we turned out 1 in 13 alcoholics.





I'm digging this whole James Bond Vibe, but really? And they went with this ad? Don Draper should be fired and the guy here should be kicked in the balls. Just sayin....




5 comments:

Heff said...

Now THIS POST IS RIGHT UP HEFF'S DAMNED ALLEY !

"Johnny on the spot with my cold beer and slippers, please ! You missed an area in the corner with that nice brand new gift vacuum I gave you, but you can worry about that tomorrow, because I'm in a GOOD MOOD today !"

SkylersDad said...

I love these old ads,some are just so damn un PC!!

sybil law said...

That Blatz one is hysterical! I mean, they ALL are, but that one is just crazy!
Now - where's my chicken pot pie?

Scope said...

My wife gave ME a vacuum!

Tom said...

Those are amazing ads. I can't believe those were not considered offensive back when they were released.